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ExplosInThaSky

41 M Sherman Oaks, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Asian-ish 5'8",
BS allergic,
Casually intense,
Dependable drama-phobe,
'Earnest Goes to Camp' was an underrated movie,
Fixer of things not made of wood,
Green Bay Packers worshiper,
Hardheaded airhead,
Incorrigible,
Jock wannabe,
Kitchen destroyer,
Laugh-at-able labrador lover,
Meow-friendly,
Non-smoker,
Oxymoronic definitely maybe,
Pho real,
Questionable fashion sense,
Realistically absurd,
Shawshank quoter,
Terrible swimmer,
USC-er,
Velociraptor believer,
Winsome losesome,
XY owner,
Zesty sauce.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Conquering the world, one spreadsheet at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving.
Reading minds.
Walking away when it's time.
Speaking Excel-ese.
Not being creepy.
I've been told my nap time voice is like a warm cozy blanket.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blond mustache.
I speak reary good engrish.
How really tall I am when standing next to pugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: The one...
-Where the guy holds a radio over his head outside a girl's window.
-Where a guy goes to prison and escapes to a peaceful Mexican beach.
-Where a guy flies a jet and sings to a girl in a bar.
-Where the guy wins a tv game show because all the answers were part of his life and the girl he loves.
-Where the old man teaches a waitress to box.
-Where the old man travels with lots of balloons, a kid & a talking dog.
-Where the guy runs all the time and eats chocolates.
-Where the guy drives a funny looking car and goes back in time.
-Where the high school kids get Saturday detention and don't like each other.
-Where the guy and girl try to forget each other but end up meeting and falling for one another again anyway.
-Where the kid helps the ghost realize he's a ghost.
TV: the show...
-Where the pregnant woman accidentally dies in the hospital from pre-eclampsia despite the doctor's efforts.
-Where the 6 young adults live in really large NY apartments and go to a coffee shop.
-Where there are lots of animals filmed in the wild with HD cameras and celebrity voices talk dramatically.
-Where that guy trains people and rehabilitates dogs.
-Where really smart people talk about the universe.
-Where they show pictures or video and talk about things that happened a while ago.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aquariums
Petting Zoos
Contact lenses
HDTV
The Green Bay Packers
Sunshine
... Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lemurs
Adopting a dog.
Scotch
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a mildly delinquent adult or being a really mellow ol' kid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can swim but I'm terrible at it. Almost drowned in 6 ft of water twice in my life.

Side note:
Why do so many girls misunderstand this section? No one is asking for your most private secrets. Just something fun or interesting.

If your answer to this section sounds anything like, "If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret" or "Just ask, I'm an open book" then you should really consider upgrading your personality to version 2.0. Just released yesterday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to marry the next guy you date after me.
Or if you're a little sleeping furnace but love cuddling anyway.
If your Crazy Cat Lady Index is less than 1.63 cats.
If you're prone to cute outbursts of random observations.
If you don't care what the world thinks about a little genuine PDA.
If you've been told you have a girlish voice.
If you can kill with your eyes and wound with your smile.
If you enjoy a hug and a kiss on the forehead.
If you don't like the word 'overwhelmed'.
If you love the act of cooking but have burned down a kitchen or two.
If you love learning new things.
If you know how to pick furniture but still love lazyboy chairs.
If you're not looking for the perfect accessory to complete your world.
If you smile at cute kids and their dogs.
If your state is more like shades of purple instead of red.
If you think bacon should be a condiment.
If your planet is a lot older than 6,000 years.
If your view of the world isn't based on a book of fables unless that book describes an incomplete sidewalk.
If you love animals AND the smell of charcoal.
If moments of excessive happiness make you squeal a little bit by accident.
If you believe showers can fit two people for a reason.
If ignorant people give you hives.
If you're self-aware, intelligent and confident enough to write more about yourself than "Just Ask".
If you think you're quiet when you whisper drunk but don't know why everyone stares at you when you do.
If you understand why Saturdays and Sundays in the fall are usually not for couples shopping.
If the voice in your head occasionally enjoys serene silence.
And maybe most importantly...
If just the tip is never enough for you.