I'm an awesome smart slightly nerdy engineer and real estate
investor. I love to travel and just kick ass at life in general.
I'm super social, outgoing, and outdoorsy (in that I like drinking
beer on patios).
What I’m doing with my life
I work at the greatest job ever. I get to play with new expensive
technology, and support a hobby letting people hide plastic
containers in the woods. It's sweet.
I'm a part-time landlord on the side. I have an affection for
fixing up old houses and turning them into rental properties.
Something about restoring and modernizing a dilapidated old house
is just so damned satisfying.
I keep finding myself in some pretty strange situations, like when
I was on Leno for a college prank, or when I got stuck in Jury Duty
for over a month, or when I watched a fireworks store burn
During the week I'm typically playing in one of the kickball or
dodgeball leagues I'm in, or playing poker with friends. I like
hosting parties, usually with a beer pong theme.
I’m really good at
Technology, drinking games, making conversation with crazy people,
quoting Mitch Hedberg jokes, getting pulled into crazy random
situations, and just about anything I choose to apply myself to.
The first things people usually notice about me
Seductive blue eyes, so I'm told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm always reading white papers and researching for work, so I
don't really ever read books any more.
I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but I'm pretty addicted to Game of
Thrones. Income Property is also good, and I'll always catch new
episodes of Family Guy. I'll watch The Daily Show when I have
I dislike Ben Stiller movies.
My tastes in music are alternative and rock/classic rock mostly. I
have some 17,000 songs in my itunes library, which sounds cool, but
it's actually kind of overwhelming because you have to sort through
so much crap to find what you actually want to hear. I've been
listening to a lot of internet radio lately.
My food tastes tend to vary. I've really been into Indian food
lately. I'm a horrible cook, but definitely like getting cooked
The six things I could never do without
The internet, beer, friends, technology, minions, and my
autographed picture of Alex Trebek.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
snails, and microscopic robots..
On a typical Friday night I am
at happy hour after work, playing pool (badly).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been arrested for breaking into a computer system.
You should message me if
I value intelligence very highly, and desire like-minded
individuals. If you're a scientist, doctor, engineer, entrepreneur,
etc, message me right away. We'll get along just fine.