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26 M Valley Village, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Just another Hamlet looking for his Ophelia.

Wait, no. Wrong play. Maybe you could be the Jocasta to my Oedipus?

Shit. Sorry, that was much worse. Please ignore the Freudian implications in what I just wrote. Getting an impression of what I might be like? No? Then I'll just go with "easy going, chill, and I love to laugh". Muchhhh more descriptive.

INTJ for the Myers Briggs people.
What I’m doing with my life
What is this question, my mother?

- Reading eclectic literature (You pick up Post Office yet? It's awesome).
- Improving my skills with the guitar (I would be able to play more songs if Eric Clapton would just make them easier!).
- Running a lot to keep the beer in check and having beers to keep the running from gaining the upper hand.
- Working at one of those job things so I can pay the bill things.
- Writing sentence fragments using gerunds.
I’m really good at
Emotionally and mentally fulfilling, monogamous, long-term, committed relationships.

The first things people usually notice about me
Strangers have approached me and said that I look like John Cusack and/or Kevin Spacey. This has happened on more than one occasion and I feel weird about it. I guess if you have a thing for Frank Underwood... actually never mind. If you have a thing for Frank Underwood you can just scoot along.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lolita, Lord of the Rings, The Great Gatsby, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Importance of Being Earnest, Catch 22, The Doors of Perception, East of Eden, Madame Bovary, Hamlet, On the Road, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Paradise Lost, The Iliad.

Currently Reading: A Tale of Two Cities.

Music: The Stones, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, Hendrix, The Velvet Underground, The Who, Smashing Pumpkins, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, The Kinks, The Band, Chuck Berry, The Clash, so many others.

Movies: Kubrick, Kubrick, Kubrick, American Psycho, Fight Club, Batman and Robin (1967), The Matrix, Star Wars (IV-VI), Memento, Se7en, Face/Off, Sita Sings the Blues. Nicolas Cage.

Television: Archer, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Daily Show, Battlestar Gallactica, Arrested Development, True Detective, Breaking Bad, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The X-Files, Sherlock, Seinfeld, South Park.
The six things I could never do without
Here's a better list: My 6 Favorite Wikipedia Articles.

1. List of Common Misconceptions
2. Risks to civilization, humans, and planet Earth
3. List of fictional cats and other felines
4. Death from Laughter
5. As Slow as Possible
6. Flying Spaghetti Monster
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The joys of living through the McConaissance and the inevitable pain of the impending McConapocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out at a bar with a few friends. Oh damn it, I was supposed to say that I don't have typical Friday nights. Now I don't seem cool and impulsive. My chances of finding lasting happiness online are forever dashed.

Also probably returning some videotapes...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get chills when I hear the theme music to Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.

I know all of the lyrics to the Aerosmith song "Don't Want to Miss a Thing". The quadratic formula used to live in the part of my brain now occupied by this song. Honestly, I probably end up drunkenly shouting the song more often than solving algebra problems.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if

Cheerful misanthrope, acerbic wit, morbid sense of humor, woefully esoteric references, and a woman who wants to have her whiskey and drink it too.