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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:20pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and it’s important
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I was born on a small island in the middle of the Atlantic. At the age of six, I started caching Sea Cucumbers in a net made out of whale sperm. By the age of 10 I brought in more Sea Cucumbers than any other on the island. When the HMS Helena would come to port bringing mail, cargo, and tourists, they allowed me to hook the lines. However one day I was attacked by a stupid seabird and punched it in the face, in full view of the tourists. I lost my job and was banished from the Island. Just Kidding..I was born in Oakland and managed to dodge bullets to eventually make my way to the Commonwealth.

I like cars, traveling, Russia, Jager, seafood, play guitar, don't trust China, have lived in Fredericksburg for two years but it might as well be a foreign land, love going to Maryland International Raceway, camping, fishing, shooting things, racist rain, and long haul flights.

I hate onions, maths, Turkey (the animal and the country), blue crabs when they are alive because they will eat your face off, perrier, pop/R&B music, those fucking piece of shit sea birds that shit on your car and steal your food, fucking northern virginia traffic, city, and maryland (except the racetracks).
What I’m doing with my life
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Lawn/house work, commuting 4 hours a day for a job, travelling when I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Almost putting myself in the infirmary. And making pulled pork and mac n' cheese apparently.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am fat. I sometimes have a Fohawk. My eyes are weird and foreign yellow-green.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Cars (Mustangs and other fast cars)
2.) A roof over my head
3.) My pitbull Miryi
4.) My passport
5.) Jager
6.) My guitars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The weather, seafood, airplanes, airports, Russia, and why in America we show such concern for the "refugees" invading Europe when we have absolutely no idea what is really happening. Well I mean I know, but most don't know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching shows on Discovery Channel about Gold or Alaska, often times both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got sexually assaulted by a jellyfish, then by a pack of racist yellow jackets...twice. Then recently assaulted by a jellyfish again. I do not know if it was the same jelly fish. Update: After the jelly fish assualt, I was sexually assaulted on two different occasions by another pack of racist yellow jackets.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like seafood, traveling (and have the ability to travel internationally), Cars and racing, can hang out on weekends, like geopolitcs, like to camp and be outdoors.

*If we have a kid, you should be willing to have it on a transpacific flight on a Asian or Australian airline. It sounds weird but it is really a genius idea. J/K....or not