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31 Fredericksburg, VA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:02pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Rather not say
Has dogs
English (Poorly), Italian (Okay), Russian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like cars, traveling, Russia, Jager, seafood, play guitar, don't trust China, have lived in Fredericksburg for two years but it might as well be a foreign land, love going to Maryland International Raceway, camping, fishing, shooting things, racist rain, and long haul flights.

I hate onions, maths, Turkey (the animal and the country), blue crabs when they are alive because they will eat your face off, perrier, pop/R&B music, those fucking piece of shit sea birds that shit on your car and steal your food, fucking northern virginia traffic, city, and maryland (except the racetracks).
What I’m doing with my life
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Lawn/house work, commuting 4 hours a day for a job, travelling when I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making pulled pork apparently. I never like it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am fat. I sometimes have a Fohawk. My eyes are weird and foreign yellow-green.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
North Korea, airplanes, airports, migrants to Europe, and yardwork.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching shows on Discovery Channel about Gold or Alaska, often times both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I got sexually assaulted by a jellyfish, then by a pack of racist yellow jackets...twice. Then recently assaulted by a jellyfish again. I do not know if it was the same jelly fish.
You should message me if
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Someone who is not a stalker/psycho, who has a job, car, active license, and likes water and seafood.

*If we have a kid, you should be willing to have it on a transpacific flight on a Asian or Australian airline. It sounds weird but it is really a genius idea. J/K....or not