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Eyud29

24 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a fat little bitch
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write and do comedy and then mostly fill the gaps with chinese food and cartoons
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dodging questions
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My 2 arms
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Vonnegut
Palahniuk
Jonathan Lethem
I read a lot of essay collections by comedians

Fletch
Hot Rod
Mulholland Drive
Evil Dead
Beverly Hills Cop
Big Lebowski
Office Space

Parks & Rec
Californication
30 Rock
Tim & Eric
Adventure Time

Dinosaur Jr.
Danzig
Wu-Tang
Hall & Oates
and a ton more obviously

Whatever most of it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy
Bourbon
Internet
Good Food
Headphones
1 more thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'm breathing really loud when I have headphones in
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a comedy show or out with friends drinking beers and liquors
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 2 dicks
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You know my father's killer