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Ezlety

27 / F / bisexual / Married

Des Moines, Iowa

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has 1 child
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am curvy, logical, and fluffy.

My Self-Summary

Let's try this whole thing again. My prior profile was deleted and OkCupid won't let me have my user name back, so its slightly altered. I don't really remember what this said previously, so I'll have to just wing it. I'm just your average chick who enjoys WoW, art, music, movies, etc etc etc. I wear jeans & high heels, I chew gum, I drive a ratty pickup truck, and I swear I'm not really as redneck as that makes me sound. I am married, but in something like an open marriage. I don't really like to call it "poly", but I suppose that label fits. I am not really looking for anything but friends at this point as I just got out of a relationship.

I also post random & generally pointless drivel on Twitter @ www.twitter.com/ezlet

What I’m doing with my life

I currently work in the horror known as "Corporate America". Mmm... financial institutions are fun in the current economic state. I'm not doing what I would like as a career at the moment, but it pays the bills and I seem to do it well. At some point when I feel I have the time and money to devote to it, I would like to begin working on one of the many degrees I will need to become a paleontologist.

I’m really good at

I hate answering questions like this, it makes me feel like I sound egotistical. I guess I'm pretty good at collecting useless junk, caring for people, being creative, inventing new cooking & baking recipes, and writing Fixed Annuity contracts.

The first things people usually notice about me

I've often been told my eyes.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I prefer to read fiction books, and will probably read anything I can get my hands on. I enjoy most movies, but prefer Action and Horror flicks, followed by Comedy and Drama. Occasionally I'll watch a chick flick, but that's few and far between. I enjoy a large range of music, but am probably a classic rock girl at heart. As for food: I'll try just about anything and try not to be terribly picky.

The six things I could never do without

Of course I could live without these things, but it would certianly make me a happier ezlet to have them:

Face lotion
Music
Candy/Gum
Daily showers
Mt Dew
Family

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Sadly I think I will still have to answer 'Steve Buscemi' to this one. What can I say? I dig the guy.

On a typical Friday night I am

Chilling at home watching movies with my babygirl or playing WoW with the husband.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I previously answered that I thought the vibrator was the greatest sex toy invented, but I think I need a new answer to this.

How about this: I not only own a "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch" CD, but I bought it several years after it came out. I'm so ashamed.

You should message me if

You feel like having some nonsensical conversions, philosophizing on the general state of the world, need a tasty chicken or cake recipe, or would like to give me candy.