I'm not very nice, and I probably won't like you.
I'm also a really bad storyteller.
When I was 6 years old, and my mother was pregnant with her third child, she asked my brother and me if we'd prefer a boy or a girl.
LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE
My brother, who is 2 years my junior, said he wanted another brother so we could play sports with him, beat him up, etc.
I thought that was cool, but I said I would prefer a sister for a change. My mom asked me "why?".
I replied, "because I don't know anything about girls."
She laughed and said, "good, you don't have to."
I said, "I know, but someday I will."
Oddly impressed, she didn't know what to say.
Then, all of a sudden, my brother got his wish; my mother popped out another slimy penile infant.
As a result, I STILL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GIRLS!
Hence, I'm here on OkC with no particular expectations.
INTP. It matters.