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B-so-Frosty

25 New Orleans, LA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Finnish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, ladies. I have some terrible news...
I'm not very nice, and I probably won't like you.
I'm also a really bad storyteller.

When I was 6 years old, and my mother was pregnant with her third child, she asked my brother and me if we'd prefer a boy or a girl.
LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE
My brother, who is 2 years my junior, said he wanted another brother so we could play sports with him, beat him up, etc.
I thought that was cool, but I said I would prefer a sister for a change. My mom asked me "why?".
I replied, "because I don't know anything about girls."
She laughed and said, "good, you don't have to."
I said, "I know, but someday I will."
Oddly impressed, she didn't know what to say.
Then, all of a sudden, my brother got his wish; my mother popped out another slimy penile infant.
As a result, I STILL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GIRLS!
Hence, I'm here on OkC with no particular expectations.

INTP. It matters.
http://personalityjunkie.com/intp-relationships-love-mating/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am the second coming of both Jim Morrison and Jesus Christ.
As if that isn't already a full-time job, I do A LOT of other stuff too. For starters, I make sweet beats, philosophize, write, race go-karts, make films, and travel the world on occasion. I live an essentialist lifestyle. I am also going to be a Mars astronaut when I grow up. Earth just isn't weird enough for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCM3DxCHIgA&feature=c4-overview&list=UUkVCBDKd3Fhk2m6iG1UAtIg
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...anything I set my mind to. I was "talented and gifted" as a child. I like to think I still possess those qualities!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to ask them, but these are a few speculations, in no particular order, depending on who those people are:
1) that I'm intense
2) that I'm hilariously inappropriate
3) that I'm nice
4) that I'm not nice
5) that I'm brilliant
6) that I'm kind of retarded

Physically, you'll say it's my hair or beard, but that's only because you haven't seen my fantastic tush. Really, my butt's good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really pick favorites, but I suppose I'll name one of each just to give you and idea about how exquisite my taste is:
Siddhartha, My Neighbor Totoro (before Disney bought and destroyed it), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Aphex Twin, and beef Panang curry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fundamental nature of everything in existence. What the fuck else do philosophers ever think about?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...in order from most to least typical:
1) Home alone listening to iTunesU lectures or Netflixing, then reading erotic stories while gently masturbating myself to sleep
2) with a friend or two, drinking scotch or beer in my shed, discussing our plans to take over the world, or biking and breaking into abandoned buildings
3) playing/watching a show
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like thinking about sex more than I like actually doing it. I don't know.. Maybe I've never had good sex.
On a more serious note, I pick my nose a lot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're a confident and independent person.

...you like discussing ideas.

...you laughed out loud at least twice while reading my profile.

...you'd like to actually meet up at some point. It's why I made one of these things.