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44 West Palm Beach, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–49
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:32pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Open relationship
Doesn’t want kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Male seeking open minded women for friendship, activities, tour guide & ego boosting laughter*. Ideally, you smile, laugh and are friendlier than most. You understand a joke, but know when to be grounded. Poly friendly preferred.

Educated, well traveled, down to earth (when I'm not working) & honest (ask me anything). I get my news from Comedy Central. Did I mention~ I (bold font) think I'm funny?

My typical work schedule is week on, week off. During the week at work I could be virtually anywhere in the country (mostly US, but could be in the Caribbean or Canada). In addition to my many work travels, I've been 'trying out' various new places to live on a temp basis. While I still call Indianapolis home, I spent last fall in New York City, some of the winter in Florida & spent June-Aug in Vancouver, BC.

OKC is handy for checking out profiles near my current location (which is usually only a few hours or overnight). I'm not looking for a one night hook up, so don't get your hopes up ;) As friends we could discuss the possibility of more :D

I also enjoy reminiscing about the time my grandmother dropped acid & hijacked a bus load of penguins..... (this hidden track is for those that continued beyond the second paragraph). Hope you enjoyed & bonus points for those that can name the reference!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What are we all doing? The best I can.
Traveling…. lots of traveling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making me laugh (if only I could record the stuff going on in my head, LOL),
Mt. Biking,
listening to music,
navigating hotel breakfast buffets,
landing airplanes,
sarcasm & cooking.

I'm pretty good at....
Water skiing,
Words with Friends
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell like honeysuckle ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books ~ I'm not an avid reader, but I love bookstores.
Currently, I'm about half way through Amanda Palmer's The Art of Asking. And it occurs to me that the last actual book I read before that was The Art of Seduction. Guess I'm working my way through The Art of…...books.
A few books I've read or listened to:
The 4 Agreements, Secrets of the Millionaire Mind, Way of the Superior Man, The Ethical Slut & Fate is the Hunter.

Movies ~ Too many to mention, but I'll mention a few anyway... Strange Brew, Clerks, K-PAX, The Endless Summer.....

80's alt on Pandora, Liz Phair, The Cars, Cheap Trick, The Damned, Snow Patrol, The Dresden Dolls, Garbage, Mars Or The Moon (personal friends), Material Issue, The Psychedelic Furs, The Cure, Rodriguez, Sinéad Lohan, Deanna Morae, Pink Floyd, Death Cab For Cutie & many, many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order....
2. My mt. Bike & gear
5. Humor
3. Premium Hotel Status
1. Gravity (everyone has a nemesis)
4. Sex
6. Chronological order
See, made me laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Irony (this also happens to be vampire's favorite type of humor) & other things that make me chuckle.

I wonder about the people that visit a profile, but don't send a message (ironic... I seem to do it quite often myself).

The relationships I've made, have, have yet to make &/or lost. I believe we meet people at the exact right moment, but that moment & the reason for meeting them may not be known for some time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Days of the week have little meaning, if I'm not working, every night is friday :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Duh, If I were willing to admit it, it wouldn't be private now would it.
That being said.......
I think it should be socially acceptable to lick your plate or bowl in public. (This means what it means - no domination undertones implied.) SMH

and…. more recently, I've found myself concerned by sink holes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My power of persuasion is so good, you'll message me despite your better judgement. IF you are able to resist, you'll regret it later. :-)

OR believe mangos should be eaten by hand, while naked & near a body of water


you're able to keep up with quick, witty banter.


you've made it this far, then know I'm here with full knowledge of my significant other and yes, it's really ok.

*ego boosting laugher is you laughing with me, not at me!