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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34-49
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:10pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ethically non-monogamous male seeking open minded women for friendship, activities, tour guide & ego boosting laughter*. Ideally, you smile, laugh and are friendlier than most. You understand a joke, but know when to be grounded. Saying hello doesn't = a hook up. I'm not that easy or desperate. I'm not the guy that is going to send you pics of my junk, so STOP ASKING!!!

Educated, well traveled & honest (ask me anything). I get my news from Comedy Central. Did I mention~ I (bold font) think I'm funny?

I travel away from Indy every other week. Who knows where. (statement, not a question) If I knew where I'd be tomorrow I'd buy a lotto ticket instead.

I also enjoy reminiscing about the time my grandmother dropped acid & hijacked a bus load of penguins..... (this hidden track is for those that continued beyond the second paragraph). Hope you enjoyed & bonus points for those that can name the reference!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling…. lots of traveling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making me laugh (if only I could record the stuff going on in my head, LOL),
Mt. Biking,
listening to music,
navigating hotel breakfast buffets,
landing airplanes,
sarcasm & cooking.

I'm pretty good at....
Water skiing,
Words with Friends
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smell like honeysuckle ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books ~ I'm not an avid reader, but I love bookstores.
Amanda Palmer's The Art of Asking. And it occurs to me that the last book I read before that was The Art of Seduction. Guess I'm working my way through The Art of…...books.
A few books I've read or listened to:
The 4 Agreements, Secrets of the Millionaire Mind, Way of the Superior Man, The Ethical Slut & Fate is the Hunter.

Movies ~ Too many to mention, but I'll mention a few anyway... Strange Brew, Clerks, K-PAX, The Endless Summer.....

80's alt on Pandora, Liz Phair, The Cars, Cheap Trick, The Damned, Snow Patrol, The Dresden Dolls, Garbage, Mars Or The Moon (personal friends), Material Issue, The Psychedelic Furs, The Cure, Rodriguez, Sinéad Lohan, Deanna Morae, Pink Floyd, Death Cab For Cutie & many, many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order....
2. My mt. Bike & gear
5. Humor
3. Premium Hotel Status
1. Gravity (everyone has a nemesis)
4. Sex
6. Chronological order
See, made me laugh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Irony (this also happens to be vampire's favorite type of humor) & other things that make me chuckle.

I wonder about the people that visit a profile, but don't send a message (ironic... I seem to do it quite often myself).

The relationships I've made, have, have yet to make &/or lost. I believe we meet people at the exact right moment, but that moment & the reason for meeting them may not be known for some time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Days of the week have little meaning, if I'm not working, every night is friday :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Duh, If I were willing to admit it, it wouldn't be private now would it.
That being said.......
I think it should be socially acceptable to lick your plate or bowl in public. (This means what it means - no domination undertones implied.) SMH

and…. more recently, I've found myself concerned by sink holes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
My power of persuasion is so good, you'll message me despite your better judgement. IF you are able to resist, you'll regret it later. :-)

OR believe mangos should be eaten by hand, while naked & near a body of water


you're able to keep up with quick, witty banter.


you've made it this far, then know I'm here with full knowledge of my significant other and yes, it's really ok.

*ego boosting laugher is you laughing with me, not at me!