What do I like?

Donkeys they're rather fascinating. Serial killers, they're rather interesting. Funny things... they're rather funny?... Weird things, the strange things, the crazy things the abnormal things, the things that make you go hmmm, you know those things. Well Silly things and random things, then theres the good things, the bad things too they make the good things better. Oh and then theres stuff I like that too.

What do I NOT like?

eeeh... well, theres yucky things and icky things and wacky things but i think i like those get back to you later on that one, theres gross things and disgusting things, horrid things and then.. theres my sis MUAHAHAHA. Ok but really I don't like to be lied to, it hurts. I'm a very trusting person and if you lie to me once it makes it hard to trust you again... so don't lie to me. Don't leave the clothes you try on in the fitting rooms inside out on the floor in the fitting rooms when you're done trying them on... thats just annoying and we're not your housemaids to be picking up after your lazy asses. Your mother taught you better than that and if she didn't then she needs to be slapped. Don't steal my jeans from my laundry... buy yer own you faggots... I'm just as poor as you... and remember to always like donkeys thats important. Don't try to make me do things I don't want to do, it will only piss me off. If I say no once I mean no don't sit there and argue with me about it (Cecelia :p) and um... ALL APARTMENT COMPLEXES IN CALI SHOULD BE EQUIPPED WITH AIR CONDITIONERS... thats all for now

I'm currently enslaved under Rottinghaus DBA Subway, under Walmarts supervision. ITS HELL I TELL YOU! The evil companies have merged and created utter chaos. Little do they know Operation Donkey Salvation will bring justice.

Doing those abnormal weird obnoxious things that make you go wtf is she doing?

My eyes or hair... or at least I'm told.

Lord of the Rings... sorry nothing compares although the Jackal is a close second, then there is Lucky Number Sleven. We like that too.

eeeh on second thought, I don't need them after all.

WTF the world has come to. I spend all day serving people, watching them, analyzing them. Categorizing them. Wondering why.

Working or watching a movie or keeping birds quite.

Shhh.

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