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  • Ages 18–99
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Last online
Feb 27
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
But I don't wanna upload a photo :-C

Most of the shit I marked as "unacceptable" is just gaming the match system. I don't really give a shit about most of it so don't take it personally.

I'm not into dating or rooting any of you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't care what my existing friends are "doing with their lives" so why the hell would anyone want to read this? Srsly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my awesome username, even though half the credit goes to OKC's sign up script.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Science Fiction / Sci-Fi
Fantasy ONLY if it's blokey enough (e.g. Raymond E. Feist)
Speculative Horror (e.g. Lovecraft, Clive Barker)
Action (kung fu and pew pew)
Comedy if it's not rehashed sitcom shit

Books/movies/anime/tv if it fits into the above categories.

Video games with a good story.
Co op/team multiplayer (at LANs or if I ever get good ping at home).

Board games I really like them.

Science fiction conventions (when they're not being turned into feminine supremacy camps). I like people who are egalitarian but hate modern "scoreboard" feminists.

LANs. That's when you get 700 people plugging their computers into a gigabit network and playing awesome games like FILE SHARING and FIND WHO BROUGHT CUPCAKES.

Not being a dirty theist.

Music of various genres as long as it's really good. I don't put on music much. Back when my car radio didn't think it was stolen I listened to Curtin FM, ABC Classic FM and ABC NewsRadio. Though that washed up old celebrity chick they have on Curtin FM pisses me off with her homeopaths and psychics. My dad assures me that back in the day she was considered very much a "loose woman." Bitch.
I've found consistent quality in Faith No More, Fear Factory, Vanilla Fudge, Rammstein, Sepultura, Stone Sour, Tool, Tiny Tim, A Perfect Circle, Airbourne, Blues Brothers, Pitchshifter, Noiseworks, Steel Panther, The Lonely Island, Clint Mansell, Kavinsky, Kyuss, TISM, The Ink Spots, Kotipelto, Turmion Katilot, Aqua, Yat-Kha, Fort, Tom Waits, Jane's Addiction, TISM, The KLF, Regurgitator, Earth, Wind & Fire and Basil Pouledaris
Recently I've noticed this "new retro wave" stuff sounds a lot like the old Amiga era module music people used to tell me sounded like "gay house."

IRC If you're not on IRC I will probably forget you even exist.

D&D I play Dungeons and Dragons a bit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to write on my OKC profile o boy!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
so tired from work that I don't know what I'm saying.
You should message me if
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you think that would make me happy.