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FIRECHRIST

28 M Oak Lawn, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I work in sales, so basically I'm a professional sociopath.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating burritos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably... ....ummm... ...MY DICK!!!
...tion...
*Diction, sorry. I am always careful to choose the right words. At least in person, during verbal exchanges - under normal circumstances - when I actually have TIME to pay my thoughts serious consideration before scrambling clumsily to articulate them through spoken language, unlike now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Political journals and science fiction

The Departed, Blade Runner, Inglourious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, V for Vendetta, The Matrix, Training Day, The Campaign, Superbad, Religulous, 28 Days Later, Planet Terror, The Dark Knight

Breaking Bad, Bill Maher, Boardwalk Empire, Curb, Mr. Show

Pop, rock, and gangster shit

Steak burritos or al pastor with pico de gallo is my favorite. Comfort foods like Sriracha wings at Goose Island or hot wings at Morgan's at Maxwell and Halsted in University Village. A good burger or chicken sandwich at Three Floyds. Sushi, grilled octopus, eel. Monkey brains, baby hippo testicles, dude eggs... Just kidding. Oh, yeah, but in all seriousness -- taquitos from the gas station when I'm good and sloppy at 3am. Oh, yeah. I'll eat almost anything. I'm a fucking animal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Barbecues
2) Beach sleepovers
3) Beers
4) Burritos
5) Bubble baths
6) Belly laughs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are naked paintings of me for sale. Also, a statue. A life. Sized. Statue. Get on my fucking level.

Also, I treated someone's life in front of Bruce Campbell one time. Hail to the king, baby.