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24 M Portland, ME

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5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Don't like me if you can't read or relate to the information I've provided, because then you're annoying and wasting my time.

I am in urgent need of snuggles from mindful people.

I respond waaay better and at all to messages, not stars.

I've got Asperger's. I'm often confused as to how people feel about me unless we're being direct, and a lot of interactions without that information are risky and really scary to make. I don't want anybody to try and compensate for me. I can always elaborate.

It also means that I wrote way more, here, than I intended.

I don't identify right now as bisexual or really even queer, but straight doesn't fit either. I'm hanging on to heteroflexible/bicurious. I've never had an intimate or sexual relationship with somebody of the same gender, but I don't want to market myself anymore as somebody who doesn't think about it sometimes. I'm probably less into masculinity and just pretty ok about penises or something. It's complicated.

I will respect your pronouns, and occasionally fuck up.

Boredom is a huge turn off. If you frequently find a way to be bored, I'm going to be rolling my eyes into the next galaxy. Excitement is perspective, not an endeavor.

Veganism/vegetarianism are kind of important to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm tentatively finishing an associates degree in biotechnology, all the while feeling like a bastard for participating with university.

Trying to figure out how I tick.

Recovering from a long and conspicuous skin infection that has thrown a wrench into my quirky machinery. I've been *trying* to cope by being naked, sexual, personal, earnest, and/or the least bit expressive on the internet, to strangers (that was the warning):

I'm probably representing myself as overtly sexual, but that has something to do with being mostly abstinent for four years. I'd be lying if I said it isn't miserable and confusing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Human Environment, I am Legend, Flatland, Animal Farm, The Little Prince, The Tao of Pooh, The Dark Tower, The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters, The Hobbit/LOTR, Преступление И Наказание, the Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual. I'm very much an instructional/non-fiction personality; I frequent cookbooks, textbooks, scientific publications, and encyclopedias. :B

Movies: The Life Aquatic, The Room, The Fountain, Persepolis, Ladyhawke, Wizard People Dear Reader, FLCL (right?), Being John Malkovich, Naked Lunch, Watership Down, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Milo and Otis, The Truman Show, Lost in Translation, Waking Life, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Fern Gully, Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam, Shortbus, Harold and Maude, all those Miyazaki's.

Shows: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Adventure Time, Star Trek (most), Initial D, X Files, Home Movies, Yakitate Japan, The Boondocks, The Venture Brothers, Moral Orel, The Office, The Power Puff Girls, Archer.

Music: Iron and Wine, Final Fantasy, Sigur Ros, Regina Spektor, Ratatat, Caribou, The Mountain Goats, The Shins, Dirty Projectors, Lemon Jelly, The Books, Cake, Massive Attack. I don't believe I listen to or feel music in quite the ordinary way. I sometimes nostalgia trip on old videogame music.

Food (vegan): Bread, breakfast cereal, tempeh, pizza, curry, dumplings, smoothies, whatever can be wrapped in a flour tortilla. I'm trying to give up sweets, even though I'm crazy about them. I'm pretty good at making vegan and/or gluten free cookies. Most of the food I eat, I make myself. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Free time
Intestinal flora
Plenty of sleep
Natural lighting
Unexplored territory
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking. What I am thinking, what is earnest, what is irrational.

Mental illness and genetic disorders.


Violence* culture.

What doesn't cause stratification, how, where, and why bigotry is encouraged and reinforced by most every kind of person.

How we all have blood on our hands.

How the natural world and beyond become more vibrant and complex, faster than we can study it.

How we bite off more than we can chew.

Whether it's more important to be primarily useful or expressive.

How my thoughts are affected by my environment and my body.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't make enough friends to have plans on every Friday night. I'm just as well at home.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Most of this is in reference to those seeking a romantic or otherwise non-platonic relationship, but you can message me, regardless, if you want to maybe be a new friend of mine. I also love the attention.

If you never say "politically correct". If you get that conversation requires both give and take, and admit to neglect of this sometimes. If you identify racism, sexism, cissexism, ableism, classism, and queerphobia. If you're vegan or vegetarian. If you're feminist.

If you like science, art, and/or math. If you like deep and personal conversation with somebody you trust. If you can have a philosophical conversation even though you might think it's hokey or pointless. If playing video games can be a couple's activity. If you think we would learn from each other. If you could maybe help me look like less of a slob.

If sexual expression and exploration are pretty rad. If you want to help each other learn some shibari (not necessarily sexual, but better recognized as so). If we'd be ok putting off sex (or conventional sex) until at least after I can defeat my fungal infection. If you're non-monogamous or want to explore this, but responsibly so, inclusive of safe sexual practices. If you recognize and strictly adhere to consent.

I'm just ga-ga for girls in short hair <- but this is only encouragement.