I am the main dude of this particular area.

Leveling up: riding a bike to a farmers’ market; eating slightly more vegetables; playing in a band; updating the Dogblog (see below); adding to my book collection.

Making people laugh. Reading quickly. Writing a decent song. Navigation.

Bonus skills: Cooking a decent meal. Dream descriptions. Liquor science.

The sound of my voice. The cut of my jib. The socks I’m wearing.

Secret background: I’ve been called “the most interesting man on the internet.”

You have entered what appears to be a house.

LOOK NORTH
You see: a large shelf holding a great many books; some are signed copies by authors named Grant Morrison, David Foster Wallace, and China Mieville.

LOOK EAST
You see: a computer running iTunes that lists albums from Bonobo, Childish Gambino, The Decemberists, New Navy, The Mountain Goats, The Pharcyde, Pretty Lights, School of Seven Bells, Young Galaxy, and Gem Club.

LOOK SOUTH
You see: a DVD shelf with copies of Grosse Point Blank, Aliens, Heat, and Ratatouille; there are also box sets of Good Eats, Futurama, The Wire, and Doctor Who.

LOOK WEST
You see: a door into the kitchen. There are ingredients for a potato curry, a from-scratch tomato sauce, chicken tikka masala, and steak.

What do you do?

* My friends
* Pockets
* Access to a violin or guitar
* The internet
* Sunlight
* [inventory items not yet unlocked]

What would belong on my personal crest or emblem. How to get more costume parties on everyone’s calendars. The locations of secret items.

Making something, doing something, or just consuming something, with or without people. Am I the only one who’s noticed that doing nothing on Friday night is the new doing something on Friday night?

I don’t have any pictures of myself in REI gear or on the playa, which I bet gives me a secret -2 penalty in the matching algorithms.

You've taken a look at about.me/ferociousj and concluded that we need to meet.

You've decided you need more awesome in your life.