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34 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 18, 2013
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I am the main dude of this particular area.
What I’m doing with my life
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Keeping as many metaphorical plates spinning as possible; eating slightly more vegetables; playing music; updating the Dogblog (see below); adding to my book collection.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh. Reading quickly. Writing a decent song. Navigation.

Bonus skills: Cooking a decent meal. Dream descriptions. Liquor science.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The sound of my voice. The cut of my jib. The stuff in my pockets.

Secret background: I’ve been called “the most interesting man on the internet.”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Grant Morrison, David Foster Wallace (yes, I know), China Mieville. Iain M. Banks. Clive Barker.

The Mountain Goats, The Pharcyde, School of Seven Bells. Mike Doughty, Kendrick Lamar, Madeon. Bon Iver, El-P, Twin Shadow.

Grosse Point Blank, Aliens, Ratatouille. Parks & Rec, The Wire, Doctor Who.

I know the two places in the city that make a California burrito, and I can make my own chicken tikka masala, steak, or tomato sauce.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* My friends
* My notebook
* Access to a violin or guitar
* The internet
* Sunlight
* Apple cider
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Names for fake bands. What would belong on my personal crest or emblem. How to get more costume parties on everyone’s calendars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making something, doing something, or just consuming something, with or without people. Am I the only one who’s noticed that doing nothing on Friday night is the new doing something on Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don’t have any pictures of myself on the playa or wearing performance fleece, which I bet gives me a secret -2 penalty in the matching algorithms.
You should message me if
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