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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-37
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
Dec 4, 2014
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What I'm actually lookin' for is someone who can help me road-test an arrangement my girlfriend and I are working out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping as many metaphorical plates spinning as possible; eating slightly more vegetables; playing music; updating the Dogblog (see below); adding to my book collection.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Reading quickly. Writing a decent song. Navigation.

Bonus skills: Cooking a decent meal. Dream descriptions. Liquor science.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The sound of my voice. The cut of my jib. The stuff in my pockets.

Secret background: I’ve been called “the most interesting man on the internet.”
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I tend to re-read Imajica every year or so. I own almost all of Mary Roach's books. The death of Iain M. Banks was a serious blow to me. Mindy Kaling's book was surprisingly great; I haven't read Amy Poehler's yet.

I think Ratatat should stick exclusively to making hip hop instrumentals. The very latest Thom Yorke doesn't do a whole lot for me, but I keep it on my iPod anyway.

I liked Interstellar, but Big Hero 6 might've been my favorite movie of the last few months. I think Galaxy Quest might be a damn near perfect movie.

I keep a mental list of the places in the city that make a California burrito, and I can make my own chicken tikka masala, steak, or tomato sauce.

Honestly, if you're lookin' to internet-stalk me, start with and go from there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* My friends
* My notebook
* Access to a violin or guitar
* The internet
* Sunlight
* Apple cider
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Names for fake bands. What would belong on my personal crest or emblem. How to get more costume parties on everyone’s calendars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Contemplating sleep briefly before going out to do something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never used kumquats in a recipe, or even eaten one as far as I'm aware.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for some holiday season stress relief -- no strings, no ambiguity, just something to look back on and smile to yourself about quietly when nobody's lookin'.