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26 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:37pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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- I've been to Antarctica
- I filmed a documentary for the BBC on black bears
- I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards
- The mayor of Fürth Germany made me an "honorary citizen," but who the hell knows what that actually means
- Survived swine flu AND avian flu... good immunity?
- Drank cobra venom in Vietnam (not the wisest choice, but made sober)
What I’m doing with my life
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Directing a monster movie
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Topher Grace/Frodo... or my long eyelashes (I hate them, they get stuck together if I blink too deep)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Terror by Dan Simmons

Movies: Children of Men, Hanna, The Fall, The Lost Boys, Aladdin, Jurassic Park, Sky High, Kangaroo Jack, Madagascar 2

TV Shows: Rick and Morty, It's Always Sunny

Music: Yeasayer, Foxes, Ke$ha (lyrical genius of our generation)

Food: No shellfish unfortunately, which really sucks, I miss it
The six things I could never do without
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- stuff like (food/water/health/family...)
- whatever book I'm reading
- a pillow
- jacket/sweatshirt (I get cold)
- Kiehls face cream (nectar of the gods)
- my car (my happy place)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the Literary Criticism class I took in college made me unable to look at anything without thinking about subjectivity, male gaze, heteronormativity, the zeitgeist, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a concert if I was organized enough to get tickets during the week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified that my pinky toe is going to snap off... I'm not remotly joking, one day I'm going to catch it on an end table or something and SNAP!
You should message me if
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You want to grab coffee/drinks/dinner sometime?