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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 2:17pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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- I've fed, pet and napped with wild black bears
- I can say the alphabet backwards faster than I can say it forwards
- The mayor of Fürth Germany made me an "honorary citizen" (but who the hell knows what that actually means)
- Survived swine flu AND avian flu... good immunity?
- Drank cobra venom (not the wisest choice, it made my head feel like a beach ball)
- Went to four colleges in five years, but finally graduated from my first choice
What I’m doing with my life
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Directed my first film this past February! It's about a killer crabs and the paraplegic boy who has to stop them (and get a date for prom). It's fun.

Working on post production to get it ready for the 2016 festivals!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Topher Grace and/or Frodo... or my stupid long eyelashes (I hate them, they get stuck together if I blink too deep)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Terror by Dan Simmons, The Power of the Dog/The Cartel by Don Winslow

Movies: Children of Men, Hanna, The Fall, The Lost Boys, Aladdin, Jurassic Park, ET, Sky High, Kangaroo Jack, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (the music is freaking amazing)

TV Shows: Rick and Morty, It's Always Sunny, and that show with the dragon girl

Music: Yeasayer, Foxes, Ke$ha (lyrical genius of our generation)

Food: I've eaten some weird shit... my philosophy when I travel is try everything, and then ask what is was afterwards. I have some stories.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- stuff like (food/water/health/family...)
- my car
- a pillow
- whatever book I'm reading
- jacket/sweatshirt (I get cold easily)
- life (boom, mic dropped... because you know, I couldn't DO without it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the Literary Criticism class I took in college made me unable to look at anything without thinking about subjectivity, male gaze, heteronormativity, the zeitgeist, etc. Equal measures blessing/curse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a concert if I was organized enough to get tickets during the week, or more recently working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified that my pinky toe is going to snap off... I'm not joking, one day I'm going to catch it on an end table or something and SNAP! Just got goosebumps from writing that... it's my baggage, can you deal?
You should message me if
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You want to grab coffee/drinks/dinner sometime?