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FMentallo

23 M Kingston, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm curious and analytical, but with a sentimental streak. I've been told that I'm funny when I'm trying to be, but even funnier when I'm not. I'm a mushy bag of feelings that thinks anything that can be analyzed should be.

My favourite non-Earth solar system planet is Jupiter, as it's like its own tiny solar system nested in a bigger one. I love all colours equally, but cyan is on thin ice right now. My favourite Monopoly piece is the hat, but Monopoly is terrible and I hate it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in the second year of my Master's in Biochemistry at Queen's University. It's looking like it's going to be a long haul.

When I'm out of the apartment and being sociable I enjoy swing dancing, improv comedy, and playing pen-and-paper RPGs. In my private time I read, cook, listen to a lot of podcasts and spend probably too much time playing videogames.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering details and getting excited.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I speak very, very quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I go through music phases with alarming frequency; some of my go-to albums and bands at the moment are:

Bruce Peninsula - A Mountain is a Mouth
The Wu-Tang Clan - Enter Wu-Tang (The 36 Chambers)
The Hot 8 Brass Band
Les Jupes - Negative Space
David Bowie - Scary Monsters

I read a loooot of science fiction and comics. I've also been trying to read more nonfiction, often on the topics of history, pop culture and actual science.

Some of my favourite movies include:
Die Hard
Django Unchained
The Blues Brothers
Groundhog Day
Moon
The Dirties

I watch a lot of cartoons - I generally prefer stuff in the vein of Archer, Adventure Time and Rick and Morty. Favourite live-action series include Community, Parks and Recreation, and Mad Men.

I've rapidly gone from being an atrociously picky eater to be willing and eager to try just about anything as long as I can be assured within reasonable confidence margins I won't die of dysentery if I stuff it in my face.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Something to read
2. A sweater to keep my arms from freezing and falling off
3. My battle-hardened cast iron skillet
4. Steam sales to teach me the financial costs of hubris
5. A fine-tipped sharpie with which to label tubes
6. Whatever spices I'm abusing in my current culinary endeavours; tumeric and cumin at the moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm always cooking up lame story ideas that I'll probably never ever follow up on. I daydream a lot - mostly about robots and kung-fu. Occasionally robots doing kung-fu to each other. Sometimes when I'm bored I walk myself through my internal model of something broad like say, gene expression, and look for gaps in my understanding that I can try to fix later.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing board games with friends, congealing in a pub somewhere, attending one of the myriad campus clubs I've affiliated myself with, or out on the prowl for some 1 a.m. udon noodles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was little, I liked assigning personalities to things that typically do not have personalities, including abstract concepts like numbers. Five is a troubled loner, Six is well-meaning but clueless, Seven is a bumbling eccentric, Eight is a greedy miser, Nine is a cocky asshole and Ten was the austere patriarch. I decided the lower numbers were "younger" and therefore hadn't developed into clearly defined personae yet. In addition, I've always found something weirdly comforting and even spiritual about the number 72.

Also, I have so little relationship and dating experience that it's beginning to cross over from "unfortunate flaw" to "impressive ongoing trainwreck."
You should message me if
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If you want to go out on a no-expectations, noncommittal trial date.

OR

If you disagree bitterly with one of my opinions and want to try and take me down a peg.