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27 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:40pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Clear out you inbox a little before you like me, I'll be better able to say hello and start conversation if your inbox isn't full. Thanks.

People are now copying my profile intro... flattering but I'll still report you, this is my charm. (If you talk to a Frenchman who copied me, he's a total creep, so watch out.)

If you make too much an effort to stand out, it's try hard, but if you just say hello, you blend in... internet dating is for antisocial people I guess.

I'm totally antisocial too. ;)

6'2'' Dark brown hair, Hazel Green eyes, in shape.

I'm honest, but enjoy half truths, monkey palms and seeing if you're clever enough to catch my bs.

I live by a couple rules:

"Leave everyone you meet a better person for knowing you"
"Treat everyone the same until they prove they are someone worthwhile. Everyone starts in the 'friend' zone, unless your disposition is rude, then it's the 'who the hell are you' zone."
What I’m doing with my life
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Developing myself, maintaining or improving my health, practicing wordplay and terrible puns, blowing off dates because I want to be a dork, but it's nothing personal, drunk wrestling with the guys, occasionally, eating sushi, accidentally flaunting erections, on purpose, making you come with me to something awesome, if you too are always changing for the better.

This is what my bedroom play is like ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Kicking ass!"

"Pleasing the ladies"

Not missing the opportunity to be silly

Open relationships

Critiquing art

Eating quickly

Oral hygiene


Protecting my friends
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman on here. Her okcupid name is Raccoonbear .

"Your eyes, I didn't know that people could have that color of eyes."

"I love your butt" - and that one is still weird for me to hear, but thanks.

"You're so different, you listen..." ( I don't know what she said next, I stopped listening.)

"In Your profile you come off as more of a wild card, but talking with you, you seem really level headed. Not that you're predictable, but just not as off the wall, you know?"

"You seem much more level headed than I expected."

"I like your sleek, athletic style."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Archer, Anchor man, Step brothers, Adventure time, Metalocalypse, Chowder, comedy, then action, then horror, but not if we're going to fool around, horror completely takes me out of the mood.

Sushi, a good steak, most breakfast foods, wine, fruit, I avoid too much spice in my foods, and garlic, and peppers, and onions unless I'm being antisocial.

Game of Thrones, Art of War, Sex lies and handwriting, The Dresden files, Kegels for men, Handwriting Analysis, and many, many little starter books to develop my passions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
Good hygiene
Themed parties
Time to reflect
Playful people
My Pug/Boston Terrier mix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
[Why don't people act, just a little more bold?], there are so many amazing things I've done thinking I would fail, that turned into an amazing story.

What are my crime fighting dreams are really about?

When are we eating next?

Psychology, Sociology, Health, body language, handwriting analysis, micro facial expressions, eye accessing cues, professional poker, dancing, martial arts in movies, etc

If it's bad that all I need to do to get a smile in the morning is gaze lazily over at my mirror and think "911, there's an incredibly handsome man in my house... oh wait, that's me. " or some other silly quote.

If I am being congruent with myself and my values, or if I'm putting out something that isn't me inadvertently.

If I should start my own business or just try to find more exciting work.

Why everyone I've talked to here, who's between 50% and 81% match I get along with great, but every time I talk to a 90%+ I catch a really cunty vibe before we even really talk... Am I really cunty? Are they putting me with people like myself and I'm just a dick, or is it that since we have such a high percentage match I'm being treated like I should be perfect... it's interesting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a dance party at work or having a little late night fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm very open about most things, but you will never know everything about me.

Sometimes drawn on eyebrows are scary.

I've had my heart broken, so I try to keep my actions from breaking others, even if it means painting myself as a bad guy to support a person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't have or never had a wiener. :p

If you're over 145lbs you're either too beast mode for me or too fluffy. Exceptions For people taller than 6'0.

Don't message me if you get really jealous easily, I'm a flirt and I don't take okcupid serious enough to be exclusive to you just because we had 3-7 fun messages, only crazy people think like that. You can win me over the normal way.

obviously no criminals or drug addicts. READ THAT LAST SENTENCE.

I will not respond to messages asking about my cock size, unless to be sassy or ask about your vagina size. (It's tiny, like five pennies)

Don't be that weirdo who can't be social with anyone she isn't going to marry. You didn't make friends in school or work that way, why would it work here?

If you have something else to you in addition to good looks. I'm not attracted to air heads or people without outlets.

You are fun, a little tough, and know how to relax.

Also, be willing to get a drink, or a quick lunch so I can see if I like you. I'm not going to spend forever messaging you just to not have very much to talk about when we meet.

Don't expect anything from me, I can be very fickle and picky about who is a romantic interest for me. You can rely on me to be friendly though.

Watch out when you ask for my opinion,I might be a bit of a dick with how honest I am.

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