I hate filling in boxes trying to explain who I am. Anyone who can successfully truncate their personality to fit into an online profile is either a world class summary writer or a generally boring person. I'm me. It's going to take more than reading a page for you to understand me or me to understand you.

I'm a writer and a customer service specialist dabbling in accounting and occasional crime fighting.

I'm pretty good at everything. I tend not to do something if I'm not good at it.

My charming personality.

Books: Anything with depth. 1984 is my favourite book, just a terrifying story of what happens when too few people have too much power.
Movies: Tons. Way too hard to narrow down, could do a top 25 and never agree on which order I'd rank them. Too many good movies.
Music: Anything that pushes an envelope. Never liked when a band presses 1 album and releases it 17 times (that's you, Nickelback). Much prefer a band like Radiohead who say "Hey, todays a boring sunday, let's make a dubstep album" because why the fuck not.
Food: Pretty easy going food wise, like to experiment and broaden my palette.

My cat Win.
Glasses. Need to be able to see.
The ability to sleep. Sleep is amazing.
Music. Go crazy if in silence for prolonged periods of time.
Art in general. Be it paintings or sculptures, music or theatre, I need to be stimulated, and kept thinking.

Time. I spend a lot of time thinking about time. The fluidic dynamics of non-linear time, the concepts of cause and effect and the relativity of it against malleable progression.

Working. I work all of the cool days. When people are out partying on Fridays and Saturdays, someone has to stay behind and watch the fort.

Wouldn't be very private if I just left it here for everyone to see. What a silly question.

You should message me if you want a conversation. I can't promise anything except that I'll message you back and talk to you. Pick a subject, submit a thesis, and hit the reply button.