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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-98
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 24
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Agnosticism and it’s important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am Sean, although you can call me FSODVM if you like, if purely because pronouncing it outloud is fun. I am my own definition of average in that because I do what I do it seems normal to me; I do not know how I compare to others but I will spend my entire life finding out. I am a writer and a new media content creator, which basically means I do creative things and eat a lot of cupasoup. I do have a day job which threatens to become a career, so I'm not entirely living the starving artist cliché, but damnit I am trying.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I create things, whether for sharing with others or simply to satisfy an urge to make something that lingers inside. No one can really explain where art comes from, it just sort of becomes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at everything. I tend not to do something if I'm not good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm big; sometimes scary big. I see people looking over their shoulder when it's dark, sort of big. Sometimes if they don't notice that I am big (if I am sitting down or otherwise not being big), some people might notice my voice, my hair, or my eyes, all of which are somewhat unique in their own way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything with depth. 1984 is my favourite book, just a terrifying story of what happens when too few people have too much power.
Movies: Tons. Way too hard to narrow down, could do a top 25 and never agree on which order I'd rank them. Too many good movies.
Music: Anything that pushes an envelope. Never liked when a band presses 1 album and releases it 17 times (that's you, Nickelback). Much prefer a band like Radiohead who say "Hey, todays a boring sunday, let's make a dubstep album" because why the fuck not.
Food: Pretty easy going food wise, like to experiment and broaden my palette.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat Win.
Glasses. Need to be able to see.
The ability to sleep. Sleep is amazing.
Music. Go crazy if in silence for prolonged periods of time.
Art in general. Be it paintings or sculptures, music or theatre, I need to be stimulated, and kept thinking.
I originally only listed five things here, thus indicating that math is in fact something I can do without. Fuck math.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time. I spend a lot of time thinking about time. The fluidic dynamics of non-linear time, the concepts of cause and effect and the relativity of it against malleable progression.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. I work all of the cool days. When people are out partying on Fridays and Saturdays, someone has to stay behind and watch the fort.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was younger, I wanted to be a grizzly bear. As I get older, I feel closer to that goal all the time.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you want a conversation. I can't promise anything except that I'll message you back and talk to you. Pick a subject, submit a thesis, and hit the reply button.