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CrashMyPartyNYC

32 Studio City, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting World Domination... The world would be a much better place if people knew how to be happy and lived in the moment.

Aimlessly wandering around SoCal

Masters from NYU... Check
Move to California 3 days later... Check
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telepathy, random thoughts, chasing my dreams, demanding extraordinary, movie trivia, asking tough questions, offering an opinion (sometimes when not needed), changing the subject and then going back to it and not missing a beat. Walking through walls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my passion and energy. I have been told I am a decent combination of fun and serious. Can I interpret that as seriously fun?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-The Hiram Key, The Book of Hiram, Dan Brown Books, Bourne Novels, Alex Cross Novels and last but not least "Choose Your Adventure Books" -- Go out on first date turn to page 28. Decline first date and Ghost other party turn to page 72 (the end).
Movies- I am a serious movie fan. Favorites in every genre.
Music- See the most private section below... But also pretty much anything from Sinatra to Tupac to New Found Glory to U2
Food- Open to try anything once except "Spicy" or and if u know what Ted Drewes without google that is major points
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Saved By the Bell Reruns
2.) The Kardashians... I just can't keep up
3.) Sarcasm
4.) Stimulation
5.) My glow in the dark Scooby Doo Night Light
6.) Demanding Extraordinary (Is that really a thing? or more of an idea?
7.) FSU!! Go Noles!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people over complicate things?

How the world was a better place before social media?

Accepting the fact that online dating has become a societal norm and that it is the most efficient way to meet people.

The beautiful little creatures that walk about the forest.

When I am finally going to get to Stamford Bridge... #CFC

Why people don't have umbrella etiquette?

Why people in NYC cannot walk in a straight line when there is ample space on the sidewalk?

How many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? I don't believe the Owl..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In Times Square wearing a green leotard hanging out with all my heroes... The naked cowboy, Elmo, batman, the smurfs, and anyone else I can get to autograph my leotard. I am usually accompanied by a 1990s boombox jamming out to the newest Miley Cyrus song.

Damn well that's out... Open to ideas in Cali?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love country music. There I said it. I can even be found jamming out to it on my subway commutes

And I am deathly afraid of birds....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Know what movie my self summary is from...

You own a glow in the dark night light too... Because they are awesome.

you know how to enjoy life and don't overcomplicate things.

You should not message me if:

Its during the Keeping Up with the Kardashians because I cannot wait to see what those crazy ladies do next.

You are clingy, dependent or needy.
You don't have more to say then hi, how are you? or nice profile.