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FXWERWEREF
25 / M / straight / Single
Madras, India
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Indian
- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Leo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Construction / Craftsmanship
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am cynical, sarcastic, and controversial.
My Self-Summary
Cynical. Very cynical. People have the worldview that cynics do not
enjoy life, or are somehow inferior because of their inability to
let things go. We are somehow, unhappy saps.
I agree.
I wish I could convince Samuel Clemens, H.L Mencken, Sir Humphrey Appleby, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Dawkins...
I agree.
I wish I could convince Samuel Clemens, H.L Mencken, Sir Humphrey Appleby, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Dawkins...
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Work is work. Work pays the bills, work puts good
produce/poultry/meat in the refrigerator ready to be cooked into
some sludge that I concoct.
Work buys tequila, rum, brandy, gin, vodka, whiskey, single malt... work mixes them into delicious cocktails that even the gods sing praises of, and cocktails that the original authors of YOUR holy books were happily ingesting while they came up with the drivel that your moronic brethren take oath upon.
Work buys tequila, rum, brandy, gin, vodka, whiskey, single malt... work mixes them into delicious cocktails that even the gods sing praises of, and cocktails that the original authors of YOUR holy books were happily ingesting while they came up with the drivel that your moronic brethren take oath upon.
I’m really good at
Nothing. Those that can, do, and those that can't teach. Those that
remain become critics and remain hated by society for having the
balls to call it like it is.
The first things people usually notice about me
Before or after they get drunk?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I don't have a favorite book. I don't have a favorite movie. No
favorite music. And no favorite food.
To have a favorite is to stagnate. You get caught in time, re-reading, re-watching, re-listening and re-eating(?) the same things you did last night. It is limiting to the prospects out there.
I am one of the rare "cooks" that likes to eat what he/she cooks and doesn't like cooking for other people.
To have a favorite is to stagnate. You get caught in time, re-reading, re-watching, re-listening and re-eating(?) the same things you did last night. It is limiting to the prospects out there.
I am one of the rare "cooks" that likes to eat what he/she cooks and doesn't like cooking for other people.
The six things I could never do without
The internet, food, water, shelter from the whims of nature. I used
to think 'clean air' as well, but I guess I have been proven wrong
on that one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
absolute nonsense.
On a typical Friday night I am
calculating the statistical probabilities of all the things I could
possibly do on a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Humans are moronic. simple-minded? slow? harebrained, mentally
retarded, feeble-minded, birdbrained, dim-witted? Stupid?
If you are here assuming we aren't or are highly offended by the suggestion that you are included in the universal set of humans, you need to off yourself right now. The world is at grave risk of imploding due to your presence and every ticking second brings us closer to the brink of extinction.
Hoorah for doomsday!
If you are here assuming we aren't or are highly offended by the suggestion that you are included in the universal set of humans, you need to off yourself right now. The world is at grave risk of imploding due to your presence and every ticking second brings us closer to the brink of extinction.
Hoorah for doomsday!
You should message me if
Is there anything even mildly curious about a 24 year old single
guy on a "dating" site? There is stereotype after stereotype of
"the lurkers of the underbelly of the internet" and if one doesn’t
fit then the next one will.
But if you enjoy stereotypes or you aren’t deluding yourself into finding a hunky male underwear model on this damn site, then you might just find me somewhat interesting, if you can wade through my highly opinionated brain.
But if you enjoy stereotypes or you aren’t deluding yourself into finding a hunky male underwear model on this damn site, then you might just find me somewhat interesting, if you can wade through my highly opinionated brain.
