-you want to talk on skype.
-you want to meet for 1/2-1 hour for tea, sorbet, boba, tacos,
bagels, donuts, etc. and walking and talking.
-you want to talk about biology, biochemistry
-you want to take take-out to a bay overlook and watch the
-you want me to make you a dinner of quinoa, sauteed/steamed
veggies, tofu, lentils, and salad.
-you want to cook together.
-you want to have a cemetery picnic lunch.
-you want to taste my pickle. Bada bing. Or sauerkraut.
-you run near my pace and want to run together.
-you want to cuddle and watch a tv show, movie, or
-you want to have your portrait or figure drawn (poorly).
-I've never been out dancing, except for popscene and a reggae
festival a long time ago. I sort of maybe want to learn. Maybe it'd
be good exercise, funner than the crap I do now? Maybe you can
suggest lessons, venues, events where everyone wouldn't laugh at
-you want to get to know an unemployed "fuck up" with an uncertain
future who lives with his parents.
-you can deal with awkward family interactions.
-you are prepared for public embarrassment due to how I act, dress,
-any of these is your spirit animal: X;<) : F . . . . . .
-you want to meditate together.
-you want to exchange massages.
-you want to pretend we're at a spa and give each other spa
-you don't want to sleep alone.
-you want to tie me up.
-you want to peg me.
-you want to teach me orgasmic meditation or how to tie
-you want a boy toy, you want to be my boy toy. Or girl/woman/man
-you want to have a message exchange in which you keep turning the
conversation increasingly sexual although I tell you I'm not
comfortable with it, then become hostile when I say I'm not
interested in cyber, NSA sex, hooking up in 24 hours, or sending