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26 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 14
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Fabrizio (yeah. I'm Italian), I'm kind of a devil's advocate.

I'm a little on the eccentric side, for example, I've been using an old school barber's razor to shave from the moment I was old enough to do it without killing myself, having spent a huge chunk of the early years watching bugs bunny parody the barber of Seville.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just graduated from Concordia (Linguistics major) and am working full time in a pretty boilerplate office job. I plan to go back to school to get an MBA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at writing, reading, listening, and making people laugh in spite of themselves.

I can also make cats purr super loud (It involves bribes :< )
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know way. way too much trivia. like information that could not POSSIBLY ever be useful

Also my tattoos, I just got one on each arm and they're quite visible. ask me about em
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ender's Game and it's subsequent books.
Californication, Archer, Futurama, Scrubs before it became awful, Game of Thrones, Dexter

For music, I'm pretty easy, so long as the recording quality is good, but I generally listen to rock, house, trance, and anything with a jazz funk. To name a few, Porcupine Tree, Mumford and Son, Red Hot Chili Peppers, but seriously, by myself I listen to everything from classical flamenco guitar, to 16th century classical music, to rock, to dubstep to heavy metal, to house/dance

as for food... Man see food? Food good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my phone, some sort of goal that I'm working towards, my car, enough cash to live whimsically, the feeling that I'm accomplishing something.

And my sunglasses. Optionally for night-wear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh god, everything. At the same time. My day dreams are worse than ADD and magic markers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally, out with friends.

Not so ideally, computer stuff/studying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I did not like Zazu in the Lion King. I know, unthinkable.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not a serial killer. And you can spell.

Okay, serial killers who can spell, go for it, but I probably wont consent to verifying if your scarf smells like chloroform.