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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-32
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 18
White, Other
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
English (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a native San Franciscan (third generation which makes me royalty) and an Ashkenazi/Chiricahua mutt which means I never get bit by mosquitoes but I would probably complain about it all day if I did--think of a love child between Geronimo and Woody Allen.

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stumbling and/or falling up corporate ladders, facetiously creating and naming new chess maneuvers, making and eating fondue.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My American Indian stoicism and my liberal use of Louis Farrakhan quotes to prove my points and to end my role in conversations I don't want to be a part of.

I speak entirely in Yiddish when I'm frustrated which I can hardly speak a lick of when I'm contented.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read and eat constantly so it's a bit hard to pick out favorites while music is very much a mood thing and can swing from Carol Channing to The Sandals to Metallica to Mos Def to Reptar but Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros always finds a way to bring a smile to my face as does Insane Clown Posse but for markedly different reasons.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ability to youtube whatever song pops in my head
The SF Giants
My small library of books
My growing record collection
Lenny Bruce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Would I really use a juicer if I bought one?
No way that taxi is going to go for it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Avoiding places with lines.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's hard for me to stop watching A&E marathons once I get 15 minutes into any of their amazing programs.

I'm an active baseball card collector and I'm not 8 years old.
You should message me if
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You feel like you need more sass and mirth in your life.