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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:33am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Effete pseudo-intellectual, just about a person. Looking for another person to laugh at things with, have deep & meaningfuls, but also snort at cheap innuendos & lame gags.
I have some lovely shirts; & the sort of bookshelves & record collection that would suggest a geek. I'm not a geek (clearly I am).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I found a new job. I now work in an office in local government, & it is considerably better than television had led me to believe. Damn the lying box. I have a degree and a masters in the sort of subject that is life-enhancing, brain-enhancing, but increases your employability by 0.9%.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking (i think), reading, arguing, being interested in stuff. Feeling like a naughty schoolboy at a grown-ups party. I can play tennis too, but to say I'm good might be stretching it. Doing as my friend Emma tells me. You would too, trust me, she does teacher face on you, and then you comply.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My medium height, dark but sadly disappearing hair, glasses, and my look of fear at being confronted with a new and interesting person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Julian Barnes, Jonathan Coe, Evelyn Waugh, Muriel Spark, Kingsley Amis, Graham Greene, David Mitchell. plus, poetry, history, politics, biographies, anything on culture and society really. But honest, in spite of the reading, I'm a twerp really.
Music- The Beatles, The Smiths, My Bloody Valentine, Sleater Kinney, Sonic Youth, Elliott Smith, Suede, Indie generally, 60s, and Soul/Motown. I am obsessed with music and have been since 13, only books come close.
Films- Big Lebowski, Amelie, Woody Allen films, LA Confidential, Coen Brothers films, Juno, A Single Man
TV- Black Books, Spaced, Father Ted, QI, League of Gentlemen, Pete and Dud, and any good docs I can find.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends obviously. My stereo, CDs to play on it (though they number somewhat more than 6). A wilful sense of disregard for propriety. Books. Red wine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything I'm reading/watching/listening to, political stuff, how peculiar people are. British History since the Victorians, Cultural Ideas, What is a good book? Why is that funny? Cake, all that kinda jazz.
And currently, Why am I fascinated by Henry James, yet find his books tough-going?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at home, reading, sadly. Friday has rarely been the night I choose to go out somewhere; mainly because I work saturdays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once took one of my favourite ever albums back to the shop because I hated it, only to re-buy it two years later. So, yes, i reserve the right to change my mind.
You should message me if
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you think I seem interesting or attractive or worth talking to, I guess. I'm quite shy with strangers, so i'd be pleased to hear from you. Suggests you are a nice modern person with no daft antiquated ideas about men making the first move too.
If you're a female Charlie Brooker, then that's even better