Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once read somewhere on the internet: "You are standing on
a giant rock floating through space".
And I thought: "My world is a rock and it's
I used to believe in things. Like for example, in zodiac signs, or
fortune, or that social interactions are natural and easy thing.
But then I wished upon a falling star that I'd rather know the
truth than be happy. Nowadays I apply probabilities, methods and
models in everything. And it's giving me a flippin' pain in the
assets when it comes to social interactions.
I am epicurean, very analytical and an astronaut.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to estimate what are our chances of survival after
Proxima Centauri runs out of its fusion fuel. And also if that
should be of any significance to me or anyone else.
I used to record songs. I've put this on hold for a while, but I'm
looking forward to resuming it in the near future. You can check my
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. calculating odds
2. disagreeing with opinions
3. dancing while balancing a glass on my forehead
4. interpreting body language
5. putting things in ascending and descending order with numbers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
errrrm... I guess everyone sees what they look for. So, perhaps the
first thing that anyone notices about me is more telling of
If the point of the question is to say what I'd like other to
notice about me: I'd like people to think that I'm awesome person
but also humble and very down to Earth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I wonder why is it that no one had yet invented something that
combines those 5. Honestly, I always wanted to try Ravel's Bolero
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My space suit
2. Gin and (3.) tonic
4. Rock 'n' (5.) Roll
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...my vices and about the prices that I later have to pay. I've
been thinking about myself and about my health. Then I said: "What
Fuck it! Let's Rock!
(the above text is shamelessly ripped off from Smash Mouth 's
I also spend a lot of time thinking how can I pass this short time
in which I have at least partial conscious control over series of
chemical reactions, that people call life, so that I can improve my
fellow carbon-based units' cognitive involvement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find zombie movies ridiculous. ALL OF THEM! How come that none of
the main characters had ever seen a zombie movie before?!
Also, I'm not joking about me being an astronaut. It's just that
one night I got... a bit overserved... with gin tonic. The morning
after I woke up with a terrible headache. My space shuttle was gone
and so was my crew.
So here I am - a captain without a crew... a space adventurer
without a spaceship... and I'm out of gin again!
I’m looking for
- Ages 19–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
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1. an emergency occurs
2. you're hitchhiking to Mars and (3.) you'd like company
4. you violently disagree with anything that I've said
5. for any other reason not mentioned above
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