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FaceOnMars

34 Laramie, WY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 2, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once there was a snail who had many questions about life. Like, "is my shell part of my body or could I crawl out of it?" Unfortunately, no one could answer his questions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am procrastinating from stuff I should be doing by stalking people on OK cupid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Armadillo bowling
Facebook stalking
Beatboxing with my mouth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Moby (fucking) Dick !!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, does any other book remotely compare? Blood Meridian?
But mostly I read SciFi, and I am obsessed with C.J. Cherryh.
I am kind of a book snob. So if your favorite books are Harry potter or The Hunger Games (neither of which I have read) or The Bible (which I have), I will think less of you.

Movies:
Polanski's Macbeth

Shows:
Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Dr. Who

Music:
I would have been a rock star if I did not totally suck at music.
recently, I have been listening to pop. Gotta love that autotune.

Food:
No. Cigarettes and coffee are a complete nutritional balance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air
Water
Food
My 15 illegitimate children
Hillary Rodham Clinton
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All I do it sit around playing my banjo (badly)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A few years ago, I was on one of these online dating sites, and I sent a message to a girl. A little while later, my ex-girlfriend texts me: "did you send a message to my co-worker." Really?
Oh... those were the days! I sent a bunch of messages to people and never got a single response. . . So, I don't believe online dating actually works in a small town :/ But I wanted to come stalk profiles to see if there is anybody I know. And ... I already saw one person ;) We are a "match!"
You should message me if
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I'm holding my breath waiting for all the messages I'm going to get.