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FacePalmed

32 M Redwood City, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi!

Is like Tobasco sauce, always there to spice things up.

I am an enigma. Old people love me and children frolic in my presence.

I do not read instruction manuals.

I walk very well.

I like water.
What I’m doing with my life
I have my Masters in Business. I currently am an Account Manager with a software sales company in Silicon Valley. I recently purchased a home in Redwood Shores California and am super excited because I have a pool!
I’m really good at
Running backwards at high speeds.
Swimming like Aquaman
Making girls "gol" giggle out loud.
Turning the Clapper on with my hands
Playing poker without any cards
Washing my hands after I eat
Having fun with any kind of company
Smiling for no reason
Cooking Hot Pockets
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, I got great hair. My boyishly good looks ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movie is Goonies or Lost Boys. I love scary movies. Food...all kinds but am not a fan of seafood. I listen to edm music like basshunter or afrojack, but pretty much everything except country.
The six things I could never do without
Apple Juice
Tivo
My OC dvd box set
My car
Music
Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything! I am an enigma remember.

But....I often wonder why...

30 year olds are cast in teenage shows

If I were on Survivor how would I come across to my tribe

Are there sea monsters we have not yet discovered...that would be cool.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shampooing my hair
Playing scrabble with the elderly club
On top of the stage singing kareoke
Dancing in front of a mirror
Jet setting to Vegas, while playing "words with friends"
Out and about on the town with the guys.
Making a cup of tea.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to :)