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Faceman91

45 Renton, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking at all the profiles people post is like staring at a crowd for too long. After a while you become desensitized and very few stand out. Perhaps yours does?

With that, I'll post some ramblings. If you read between the lines, you'll learn much more about me than if I'd answered the same ol' essays everyone does.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
ABOUT ME

- Unless you're new on here, if your profile is empty or populated with very short answers/statements, one can only assume you're wishing to be judged solely on looks. Good luck in your quest.

- The more I learn, it seems, the more I learn I don't know. I am an avid subscriber to The Economist, and use it as my primary source of news. If you're not familiar, its content may surprise you! They recently did a very respectable full page obituary on a porn star.

- I am passionate about many of the simpler things in life. For instance, watching me drink a pint of chocolate milk (whole milk and Nesquik), there's a good chance you'll laugh yourself silly. Best... beverage... ever. Except maybe Coke.

- It's been noticed that I have a hard time walking past a pinball or Skeeball machine without stopping and checking my pockets for quarters.

- My formal education was in Electrical Engineering, and I'm still in the field... mostly. Think video walls and videoteleconferencing suites. But there are days I think I'd rather be driving trains around the country.

- I am pack leader to my weight in Bernese Mountain Dogs, my first purebreds and one my first puppy (the other I got used). Very well trained (they almost never even have collars on), they are a big, wonderful commitment, so I hope you enjoy the company of canines.

- After doing some work a few years ago at the Uptown cinema, I went to an independent movie there, and am since hooked. SIFF and the Landmark theaters see me a lot.

- l have spent over a quarter of my life in hotels. I miss it.

- My two favorite restaurants are a mom and pop dive diner in Kenmore and the Metropolitan Grill.

- I enjoy building things, but just as fun is the design. I spent many months deciding how to store and display my books. The result: a 24 foot long, 1,700 pound structural steel and reclaimed wood structure. It's awesome!

- I call my downstairs bathroom the Restroom of Randomness. You'll be amused or offended. I'll know by how long it takes you to pee.

- I'm a clean smoker. Stop freaking, Seattle, I still get complimented on being a good smelling man. Most people don't know I smoke until they see me do it.

- As of my last move, I have 1,400 pounds of books I've read, plus about 30 pounds I've yet to.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thoughts on Things

- Integrity is the foundation of respect. It you don't have integrity in your life, I won't have you in mine.

- The term douchebag is long overdue for an update. Douches haven't been sold in bags since the 50's. It should be... Douchebottle.

- If it's important to you, you will find a way. If it's not, you'll find an excuse.
"Actions express priorities." - Ghandi

- A boy actively uses his girlfriend to make other boys jealous of him. A man makes other women jealous of her without trying.

- "There are people who believe that he who dies with the most toys wins. Well you're dead, fucknut, so... you didn't win." - Lewis Black
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