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FacetiousFolly

44 M San Diego, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces
Education
University
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Today I am a vegetarian. Tomorrow I will be a pescatarian. On Thursday I will be a Catholic but next Friday I will be a Jew. Sometime in April I will go Vegan. I will eat buffalo wings two days later and not be a vegan. I will be an omnivore. Did I mention that on Saturday I will be a Liberal? That's okay if I didn't because on Tuesday I will be a Libertarian. Am I a humanist? Yes. But only in June or maybe November. I am a Native American but not a "real" Native American, but I try. I do want to tell you that on July 14 I am going to be a serial monogamist. Mark that on your calender. If I could play the violin then I would be a pianist but I'm not. But maybe. Maybe I will be a flexitarian if the Aquarius moon rises over Denver. I am in a state of flux. Thank you for your time.

Wait a second! Maybe I am a fluxitarian. Yes I am. I'm not sure what it is. I just made it up. I identify with identities. That's right mama......
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a STRONG PASSION for SUSHI, YOGA, TRAVELLING, my FAMILY, my FRIENDS, my IPHONE. I love to WORK OUT and GO FOR HIKES. I am a DULL CONFORMIST. You will love me.

WORK HARD, PLAY HARD????? Double check ya big goon!!! Am I looking for a PARTNER IN CRIME???? Is the Pope mo-fargin Polish????
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not vacuuming my apartment
making bad decisions
karaoke
making mixer CDs
not snoring
shooting free throws
driving
backgammon
laundry

ALSO: There is a high probability that I will fall in love with you. However, there is even a higher probability that I will hate you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattooed goiter!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Chupacabra Diaries by Saul Bronstein, A Lizard and his penis by Laurie Amory, Aerobic style for Idiots by Robert Shahoom, Me and my bitch-ass moms by T'Shawn.

Movies: The Tumor King, Australian Wingnut part 2, French movie.

Music: Streisand, Slayer, The Shadenfreudes, Muscle Boyz, Soylent Green.

Food: Soup, butter, sandwiches, sushi, expensive food that will impress you.

OTHER FANCIFUL FAVORITES:

Favorite type of yoga...............None
Favorite eating utensil..................Spork
Favorite toe.........the one next to the Little Piggy
Favorite Accountant........Chuck Fringensteinburg CPA
Favorite pants.............brown corduroys
Favorite word.........Favorite
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Hurricanes
3. Propaganda
4. Okcupid
5. Tramp stamps
6. The number 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Apathy, altruism, death, seriousness,
co-inky-dinks, authority, decadence, existential daymares, money, sex, collective unconciosness, conformity, aesthetics, aging, etc. and so on
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing, just relaxing..........I SAID I WAS RELAXXXINGGG!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once hit a superfecta. No shit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
....you think that God was an atheist......