FacetiousFolly
45 San Diego, CA
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My self-summary
Today I am a vegetarian. Tomorrow I will be a pescatarian. On Thursday I will be a Catholic but next Friday I will be a Jew. Sometime in April I will go Vegan. I will eat buffalo wings two days later and not be a vegan. I will be an omnivore. Did I mention that on Saturday I will be a Liberal? That's okay if I didn't because on Tuesday I will be a Libertarian. Am I a humanist? Yes. But only in June or maybe November. I am a Native American but not a "real" Native American, but I try. I do want to tell you that on July 14 I am going to be a serial monogamist. Mark that on your calender. If I could play the violin then I would be a pianist but I'm not. But maybe. Maybe I will be a flexitarian if the Aquarius moon rises over Denver. I am in a state of flux. Thank you for your time.

Wait a second! Maybe I am a fluxitarian. Yes I am. I'm not sure what it is. I just made it up. I identify with identities. That's right mama......
What I’m doing with my life
I have a STRONG PASSION for SUSHI, YOGA, TRAVELLING, my FAMILY, my FRIENDS, my IPHONE. I love to WORK OUT and GO FOR HIKES. I am a DULL CONFORMIST. You will love me.

WORK HARD, PLAY HARD????? Double check ya big goon!!! Am I looking for a PARTNER IN CRIME???? Is the Pope mo-fargin Polish????
I’m really good at
not vacuuming my apartment
making bad decisions
karaoke
making mixer CDs
not snoring
shooting free throws
driving
backgammon
laundry

ALSO: There is a high probability that I will fall in love with you. However, there is even a higher probability that I will hate you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattooed goiter!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Chupacabra Diaries by Saul Bronstein, A Lizard and his penis by Laurie Amory, Aerobic style for Idiots by Robert Shahoom, Me and my bitch-ass moms by T'Shawn.

Movies: The Tumor King, Australian Wingnut part 2, French movie.

Music: Streisand, Slayer, The Shadenfreudes, Muscle Boyz, Soylent Green.

Food: Soup, butter, sandwiches, sushi, expensive food that will impress you.

OTHER FANCIFUL FAVORITES:

Favorite type of yoga...............None
Favorite eating utensil..................Spork
Favorite toe.........the one next to the Little Piggy
Favorite Accountant........Chuck Fringensteinburg CPA
Favorite pants.............brown corduroys
Favorite word.........Favorite
The six things I could never do without
Ice, Rice, Lice, Mice, Dice, and toenail clippers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Apathy, altruism, death, seriousness,
co-inky-dinks, authority, decadence, existential daymares, money, sex, collective unconciosness, conformity, aesthetics, aging, etc. and so on
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing, just relaxing..........I SAID I WAS RELAXXXINGGG!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once hit a superfecta. No shit.
You should message me if
....you think that God was an atheist......
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