Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for an uneducated (Degrees are overrated), stuck up
cold hearted woman (nice means heartache) , who hates travel (boo
to nice warm romantic places), doesn't like sports (Barbarians),
who is set in their ways (why compromise), who only eat twigs (boo
meat), hates to laugh and who is so hard to get along with, I cant
bring her around friends!
If your still reading, I thank you for your appreciation of
sarcasm, so here goes..
I've been told I am an old soul. I like reading the paper in the
morning, listening to doo wop music while I cook, and taking care
of the people who are important to me. I think showing respect goes
a long way.
I am definitely someone who likes to laugh and have a good time.
I'm very sarcastic and love making jokes. I try not to take things
too seriously, as I know very well that life is too short.
I could care less how much money you have, where you live, or what
you drive. Those things don't impress or matter to me. Just don't
lie to me. All I am looking for is someone with a good sense of
humor, who is exactly the same, if they are in sweats and a T Shirt
or in a dress and heels.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work nights, coach high school lacrosse, sometimes substitute
teach, and trying to figure out when I can fit going back to
school. It sounds worse than it is, but I clearly have that hard
working thing down!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cracking jokes, scarcasm, and making people laugh, regardless of
how bad their day was.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My personality, sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies - Goodfellas, Shawshank, Casablanca, Breakfast at Tiffanys,
An Affair to Remember.
Music - Oldies, Doo Wop, Opie & Anthony, Sports Talk, Tiesto,
TV - Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother,
Weeds, some reality TV,
Food - Id try anything once
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, humor, sarcasm, music, heroine?? Too soon..Only 5
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you just look at the pics and dont read the profile, are you not
judging a book by the cover?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working unfortunately, but I would much rather a night with wine
and a movie on the couch than getting hammered at a bar.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your really looking for a nice guy, and not just saying it. If your
someone who I can be myself with and not have my balls broken over
nonsense! I'm not a fan of games or drama, I'm as open, honest, and
loyal as they come. If you know either The Five Satins, The
Platters, or have seen An Affair to Remember, we'll definately get
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