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FailedAsian

32 M Daly City, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a 31 year old former librarian/Video Game charity ninja. I've been devoting my life to the pursuit of being really awesome; like as awesome as Mr. T riding a jet powered fireworks spewing raptor that screeches out Journey music as it leaves a comet trail behind it.

I have a car, I have a job, I own a house, I don't wear skinny jeans, I don't wear Ed Hardy clothing, am not a pretentious purveyor of Pitchfork Media (not a hipster), I know where to find parking in the city, and I still open doors for people. I'm not sure if this makes me an outcast or a catch.
What I’m doing with my life
Owning a home and working in the video game industry. I'm also a winner of free lunches, a dog and cat whisperer, tamer of friend's babies, amateur palm reader, swashbuckler, pirate, aspiring bar owner, gentleman of leisure, and failed writer on the side.

And in my spare time I volunteer for the RAINN network as part of their online helpers, assist with children's charities through playing video games (seriously), work on my roommate's web series, and quote the Simpsons daily.
I’m really good at
Not looking like a creeper. I've been told it's my best quality to exhibit behavior that would never land me on shows such as To Catch a Predator.

I'm also good at making pancakes and waffles and grilling cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall, asian, and have slanty eyes. I stand out by either making you laugh, or making an ass out of myself for your amusement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The complete works of Kurt Vonnegut and Mick Foley. But since I worked in libraries for over a decade and graduated with an English degree, here are some titles; Cat's Cradle, Reality is Broken, World War Z, Enders Game, A Song of Fire and Ice series, The Namesake, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Dragonlance Trilogy.

Movies: I'll watch anything that doesn't have the word "movie" in it's title (ie Date Movie, Epic Movie, Scary Movie). But my favorite movies of all time are Big Fish and Cinema Paradiso

TV: If it's well written, or has been cancelled or was in danger of cancellation, I watch it; like Firefly, Rome, Chuck, Community, Castle, Venture Bros, BSG, Star Trek, Mythbusters, The Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Rome, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, and Family Guy from when it was first cancelled and still good.

Art: I worked at an art college for three years, so I appreciate MC Escher, Dali, H.R. Giger, and Picasso, and most crazy artists.

Music: It's very random. I like old school rap like The Luniz, Technotronic, Dr. Dre and Snoop, but I also like a lot of punk bands like Rise Against, ska bands like the Aquabats, indie stuff like the Limousines, some Deadmau5, Swedish House Mafia, Diplo, Lindsey Stirling and the occasional orchestra or Weird Al song. I also started listening to Muse 3 albums before they hit it big.

Food: feed me something sweet or with bacon and we'll get along great. I'm a fan of brinner (breakfast for dinner). If you know how to make a great pineapple upside down cake, I got some pineapples.
The six things I could never do without
My increasingly large circle of friends
constant internet connection
ancient chinese wisdom
salted caramel icecream
moroccan food
you, if we get along?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Robots and how they're secretly plotting to kill us.

What goes good with bacon?

Why don't people pass notes that say do you like me, yes no maybe?

Why you're skipping my profile to message the douchie guy you find after me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing my night job as an awesome funny silly slightly immature comma ignoring beer swigging joke spewing friend helping paragon of ridiculous awesomeness.

That above sentence made my English degree senses twitch a lot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't do math, drive recklessly fast, 5'10", can hold my liquor, drink milk, and I'm kind of into round eyes, which is why I'm a failed asian. My ancestors would be ashamed.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to play twister in an elevator, appreciate salted caramel icecream, want to make pineapple upside down cake together, are looking for someone to give you a backrub and buy you flowers (warning, it'll probably be a mediocre backrub but at least I'm trying), or want to go to Seward St Slides.

Or if you appreciate good comedy and can take me to a decent improv show in the city. I was raised on a steady diet of Night Court, Married With Children, classic Simpsons, and classic screwball comedies. I live my life like I'm a human muppet.