What is a Muffin? A small, cakelike bread that can be made with a
variety of flours and often contains fruits and nuts. Most
American-style muffins fall into the quick bread category and are
leavened with either baking powder or baking soda. The yeast-raised
type, such as the English muffin, is generally finer in texture.
These small breads are usually made in a muffin pan (also called
muffin tin), a special baking pan with 6 or 12 cup-shaped
depressions that hold the muffin batter. Each standard muffin cup
is about 2 1/2 inches in diameter. There are also giant muffin pans
(my fave) and miniature muffin pans (cute, but my least fave).
Muffins can be sweet or savory and, though they were once
considered breakfast or tea fare, are now also served with lunch
and dinner. You have beautiful cheeks.
What I’m doing with my life
I guess I'm an actor but you can make a strong case that I'm just a
background actor. I also have a culinary degree so I may go back to
that, I guess.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My stupid long hair. Although it won't be long, for long.
Update: yes it will
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In alphabetical order:
Portlandia, May, Pi, The Office, The Temptations, Wristcutters, Nathan for You, Mutual Appreciation, Ladytron, Placebo, Top Chef: Just Desserts, Funny Games, Wrestling, MMA, Funny Ha Ha, 30 Rock, AHS, The Pixies, The Strangers, Borat, City Lights, The Kills, Top Chef, Dopamine, Whiplash, Bright Eyes,
The six things I could never do without
- disposable gloves
- hand sanitizer
- crushed red pepper
- ground black pepper
- green bell pepper
- roasted red pepper coulis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'll never be a hair model
On a typical Friday night I am
Crying and eating cake
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nice try, cops 😒
You should message me if
you're not mean