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Faith_in_Poison

26 New Orleans, LA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:39pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Thai (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer, cynic, malcontent, and wanderer of whimsical worlds. I like local music (of the punk rock variety) and abhor local sports. I overuse parentheses. I speak emphatically and frequently. I make up elaborate stories about strangers on the CTA.

I was once described as "...a no-nonsense professional who eats rainbows and unicorns for breakfast." This is an accurate description.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ethical nonmonogamy.

Learning to live without the 9-5 grind.

Making things, including but not limited to: cocktails, websites, bad movies, bad decisions, and ramen.

Food, writing, and travel are my three great passions. I lived overseas in Thailand for a few months and just returned from a whirlwind backpacking trip to Indonesia. Nepal, Peru, and Romania are on my horizon. Swap travel tales with me!

Originally from Chicago, but spending Winter 2014 (and beyond?) in New Orleans. Anyone who wants to introduce me to their favorite dive bar, thrift store or brunch spot in this city is most welcome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cross-dressing, headbanging, tarot reading, Pokémon, listmaking, baking, climbing trees, building pillow forts, creating playful euphemisms for sexual acts and over-analyzing everything until my brain explodes.

Also, I can quote every word to the Star Wars trilogy. In three languages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Mismatched clothing, spiky hair and a smirk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, William Burroughs, Neil Gaiman, Oscar Wilde, Allen Ginsberg, Roald Dahl, Virginia Woolf

Movies: Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Boys Don't Cry, Pan's Labyrinth, V for Vendetta, Party Monster, Dead Poet's Society, Amelie, The Virgin Suicides

Shows: documentaries, nature shows, and anything on Animal Planet

Music: The Mountain Goats, Of Monsters and Men, Milo Greene, First Aid Kit, The Magnetic Fields, David Bowie, The Pixies, The Offspring, The Smoking Popes, Social Distortion, Violent Femmes, The Vaccines

Food: Indian, Thai, Korean, Vietnamese, Japanese, Moroccan, Lebanese, Latin American, Creole and countless others
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The impending zombie apocalypse.

Also, my place in the world, gender and sexuality, the complexity of the human subconscious, and whatever Stephen Colbert just said.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partaking in good company and philosophical conversation over a cup of tea... or maybe something a little stronger. I’ve also been known to frequent biker bars, hookah lounges, and the occasional used book store.

I'm impulsive, spontaneous and incredibly open-minded when it comes to social experiences. Provided the company is stimulating and the music doesn't suck, Friday night may very well find me in Timbuktu.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't eat bacon and I don't watch Doctor Who. Apparently this combination makes me tragically unhip.

It would be really fun to hire a prostitute for the day and just hang out with her. We'll go rollerskating and share a milkshake!

**Update** Yesterday I actually went rollerskating and shared a milkshake with a prostitute. I guess I need some new goals.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the difference between "your" and "you're."

You want to have Indian food/coffee/beer spontaneously at 2 PM on a Tuesday.

You want to introduce to your favorite little-know dive bar, thrift store or brunch spot in NOLA.