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37 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Seeing Someone
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Working 8-5, hanging with my kids when I can, and looking for people to explore with.
I’m really good at
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Getting along with kids
Detecting bullshit
Feeling vibes
Magic the Gathering
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. You'd have to ask them. I don't notice me so much. I'm always there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: (auto)biographies and nonfiction mostly - anything about Bill Hicks, John Lennon, The Beatles, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, or John F. Kennedy will get my attention. I'm also waiting for a biography on Patrice Oneal, who recently became a hero to me.

Movies: I do love a good documentary, be them conspiracy theory-type doc's or something as cool as "Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson". As for movie-movies, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, The Green Mile, [Oliver Stone's] JFK, and Se7en have cut deep for me. A Hard Days Night and Help! hold a special place in my heart. Dumb and Dumber might be the best pure comedy of all time.

Shows: I don't watch a lot of TV but Breaking Bad is by far the best show I've ever seen. Game of Thrones and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver are my current must-watches. Old-schooling it up, I can watch re-runs of Roseanne all day. The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson is what I grew up on. M*A*S*H is essential for any discerning viewer. I'm starting to think Marc Maron's 'Maron' is 'Louie' v2.0. And Cheers. Hell yeah.

Music: The Beatles, John Lennon, Nine Inch Nails, Led Zeppelin and Tool are my top 5, but my overall taste ranges from Mozart to Marilyn Manson to NWA. I am also eagerly awaiting the imminent return of Tupac Shakur.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Beatles
my bowling ball
my car
my lucky Cardinals hat
a gym membership
board and card games to play
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why none of the parents at Sandy Hook seemed at all sad
Why 'priceless' and 'worthless' are antonyms
Who the police actually protect and serve
Yeah, I'm a questioner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm kid-free I'm usually either playing poker or at the gym doing stretches, weights, and elliptical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to be over 350 pounds. I'm now at 255, on my way to 225.
You should message me if
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Also, be in or near Austin.