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My self-summary
I believe in love, not god(s). I look forward to the days of civil anarchy, the fall of kings and queens, and the ascension of the collective. Oh, and reruns of Press Your Luck. Those whammies crack me up.

Also, INTP, in case you're wondering.
What I’m doing with my life
Working 8-5, hanging with my kids when I can, and looking for women to explore with.
I’m really good at
Getting along with kids
Detecting bullshit
Magic the Gathering
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea - you'd have to ask them. I don't notice me so much. I'm always there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: (auto)biographies and nonfiction, mostly - anything about Bill Hicks, The Beatles, John Lennon, George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, or John F. Kennedy will get my attention. I'm also waiting for a biography on Patrice Oneal, who recently became a hero to me.

Movies: I do love a good documentary, be them conspiracy theory-type doc's or something as cool as "Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson". As for movie-movies, Fight Club, V for Vendetta, Pulp Fiction, The Green Mile, [Oliver Stone's] JFK, and Se7en have cut deep for me. A Hard Days Night and Help! hold a special place in my heart. Dumb and Dumber might be the best pure comedy of all time.

Shows: Breaking Bad is by far the best show I've ever seen, although True Detective Season 1 may be the best single season of television in the history of ever. Game of Thrones and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver are my current must-watches. Marc Maron's 'Maron' feels like 'Louie' v2.0. I can watch re-runs of Roseanne all day. The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson is what I grew up on. M*A*S*H is essential for any discerning viewer. And Cheers, which in my opinion had one of the most poignant and memorable series finales of all time.

Music: The Beatles, John Lennon, Nine Inch Nails, Led Zeppelin and Tool are my top 5, but my overall taste ranges from Mozart to Marilyn Manson to NWA. I am also eagerly awaiting the imminent return of Tupac Shakur (I'm slightly serious about this).
The six things I could never do without
The Beatles
my bowling gear
my car
my lucky kelly green St. Louis Cardinals hat
a gym membership
board and card games to play

(Honorable mention: a toaster oven.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why none of the parents at Sandy Hook seemed at all sad
Why 'priceless' and 'worthless' are antonyms
Who the police actually protect and serve
Yeah, I'm a questioner...
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm kid-free I'm usually either playing cards (that is, poker or Magic) or at the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a little kid, I used to think people hung out naked in laundromats. How else could they get EVERYTHING clean??
You should message me if aren't afraid to be the woman that messages first. Sport that feminism!