Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
you shall above all things be glad and young.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It'd probably be easier to say what I'm not doing with my life
which clearly only pertains to laundry and dishes, god damn I hate
laundry and dishes but I do love runon sentences so maybe I'm not
doing good grammar either. Recently opened a vegan take spot in
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sarcastic and witty, mastering the mid day nap. Most recently
bar trivia, I'm something of a champion. My knowledge of slow jams
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a smirk. short and tattooed although pretty heavily they are
all hidden incase I ever want to be governor or some shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1. Master and margarita
2. Love is a dog from hell
3. Memoirs of my melancholy whores
4. all miranda july. all the time.
1. Buffalo '66
2. lie with me
3. A certain kind of death
1. Trailer park boys ( few things make me happier in the
2. Breaking bad
3. The inbetweeners
4. Professor brothers
5. The league
Saffron cream sauce makes me weak in the knees. And there's a place
in Williamsburg that kills it.
daughter. American football. Mineral. Sunny day real estate. Death
cab for cutie. Dark throne. Stars. Secret stars. Saves the day. Hot
rod circuit. Bon iver. Fences. The xx. The national. Lana del rey.
Modest mouse. Rick Ross. Drake. The weeknd. Van morrison. Neil
young. Al green. Dolly Parton. Mirah. broken social scene. kevin
drew.An horse. Arcade fire. Gloria record. Planes mistaken for
stars. Coco Rosie .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog Lola
2. My momma
4. Throw blankets
6. Pineapple juice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything...I think that's where panic attacks are born. Currently
about money dolla dolla bills y'all. How Paula dean will deal with
diabetes. If Ron paul gets elected all the money I won't be taxed
on my waitressing tips. How I should break the news to my dad that
maybe al gore was right about global warming. Helping my brother
prepare for zombie attacks. Penelopes 5th birthday. Interior design
and shipping pallet flooring. Going upstate to get some old farm
wood for shelves. Road trips for spring...mainly dollywood. Things
to make for brunch on the Saturday's I now have off, getting
another job so I don't have Saturday's off. Whether or not the at
the drive in reunion will suck and when will there ever be a
mineral reunion? Come on guys I'm still sad. Whatever happens to
people who back out of suicide pacts? How shitty must they're lives
be? Can I turn that into a documentary to win the spirit awards?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching shitty shit on Netflix like titanic 2 or diving into
swimming pools of Bombay and lemonade.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The sounds of my dogs snoring lulls me to sleep.
I can't cut English muffins evenly in half
I can't get into twin peaks
I know too much about Norwegian black metal
When I was young I lived in fear the police were coming to get me
for years after cutting the tags off my mattress.
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 24–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Buying a civil war era plantation house and fixing it up in the mid
summer sun full of sweet tea and Van Morrison bbqing for hours with
a couple of kids barefoot chasing lighting bugs with jelly jars and
lots of dogs we've rescued or have rescued us along the way running
around the tall grass in the near future sounds like a dream.
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