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30 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Whatever love you can get, whatever works
What I’m doing with my life
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It'd probably be easier to say what I'm not doing with my life which clearly only pertains to laundry and dishes, god damn I hate laundry and dishes but I do love run-on sentences so maybe I'm not doing good grammar either. Recently opened a vegan take out spot in Brooklyn..
I’m really good at
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mid day naps
Coed soccer
Not returning anything on time
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a smirk a firm handshake and I make shitty eye contact
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1. Master and margarita
2. Love is a dog from hell
3. Memoirs of my melancholy whores
4. all miranda july. all the time.

1. Buffalo '66
2. lie with me
3. A certain kind of death
4. Welcome to me

1. Trailer park boys ( few things make me happier in the world)
2. Breaking bad
3. Last week tonight with john Oliver

Saffron cream sauce makes me weak in the knees. And there's a place in Williamsburg that kills it.

daughter. American football. Mineral. Sunny day real estate. Death cab for cutie. Dark throne. Stars. Secret stars. Saves the day. Hot rod circuit. Bon iver. Fences. The xx. The national. Lana del rey. Modest mouse. Rick Ross. Drake. The weeknd. Van morrison. Neil young. Al green. Dolly Parton. Mirah. broken social scene. kevin drew.An horse. Arcade fire. Gloria record. Planes mistaken for stars. Coco Rosie .
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My dog
2. My momma
4. Throw blankets
5. Toothbrush
6. q tips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything...I think that's where panic attacks are born. Currently about money dolla dolla bills y'all. How Paula dean will deal with diabetes. If Ron paul gets elected all the money I won't be taxed on my waitressing tips. How I should break the news to my dad that maybe al gore was right about global warming. Helping my brother prepare for zombie attacks. Penelopes 5th birthday. Interior design and shipping pallet flooring. Going upstate to get some old farm wood for shelves. Road trips for spring...mainly dollywood. Things to make for brunch on the Saturday's I now have off, getting another job so I don't have Saturday's off. Whether or not the at the drive in reunion will suck and when will there ever be a mineral reunion? Come on guys I'm still sad. Whatever happens to people who back out of suicide pacts? How shitty must they're lives be? Can I turn that into a documentary to win the spirit awards?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching shitty shit on Netflix Sipping dry gin
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The sounds of my dogs snoring lulls me to sleep.
I can't cut English muffins evenly in half
I can't get into twin peaks
I know too much about Norwegian black metal
When I was young I lived in fear the police were coming to get me for years after cutting the tags off my mattress.
You should message me if
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Buying a civil war era plantation house and fixing it up in the mid summer sun full of sweet tea and Van Morrison bbqing for hours with a couple of kids barefoot chasing lighting bugs with jelly jars and lots of dogs we've rescued or have rescued us along the way running around the tall grass in the near future sounds like a dream.