here are things that may at times be descriptive of me:
-when i"m feeling great i make fun of myself
-when i feel down i make jokes about how awesome I am
-cooking and dancing to al green in my kitchen with my son is just about as happy as i get
-i enjoy individuating and anthropomorphizing my inner workings. physical, psychological etc...
-i try to act smart and say big words to cover the fact that I'm too stupid to pull off anything out of my comfort zone, which is geekdom and pseudo-intellectual conversations