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29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:30pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm pretty easy-going: in equal doses I prefer quiet contemplation and noisy group settings. I love to make people laugh but am also content to share the spotlight and listen. I prefer cheeseburgers to steak.
What I’m doing with my life
I've lived in Chicago for about year now in Uptown. I just recently found a job in the Loop doing customer service that's keeping me fairly busy. You can find me most nights at one of the many theaters around town: improv Olympic, Second City, and ComedySportz especially.

Before I came here I did comedy in Buffalo and Toronto (with Second City). I'm starting to branch out into writing and acting.

I went to UB and earned a Bachelors Degree in English which, as was kindly pointed out to me by a friend, I already knew.
I’m really good at
Board games! I love a night of just playing 3-4 different ones with friends.

Video games! They were a big part of my childhood... and my teens... and my 20's.

Karaoke! I've discovered if you tell enough people you are a good singer they will believe you. Let's keep the lie alive!

Ice skating! Though Canadians have told me that I should just say "Skating".

The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Also that I appear a LOT younger than my years.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz, Moneyball by Michael Lewis, and Catch 22 by Joesph Heller.

Movies - Children of Men, Swingers, Wall-E.

TV - Arrested Development, Community, Parks and Recreation.

Music - Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, Queen

Board Games - Dominion, Agricola, 7 Wonders.

Video Games - Sonic the Hedgehog, Final Fantasy VII, Super Smash Brothers Melee
The six things I could never do without
the Internet, Dr. Pepper, singing in my car, quoting old Simpsons episodes ad nauseam, hot showers, and non-English speakers covering English songs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be a better improviser, both on stage and off. What it will take to be successful in the entertainment industry. An exhaustive analysis of why cake tastes terrible but cheesecake tastes delicious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working out, then doing improv comedy
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are smart, like to laugh, and can tolerate my double hinged thumbs. Or if you've ever wanted to order carry out from The Olive Garden then eat it on the roof.