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28 Arlington, VA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single

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Last Online
Today – 3:26pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like to think of myself as the exception to the rule.

I'm just trying to find a spark on here, in life, etc. I'd like to find someone that makes me genuinely nervous, someone I'd want to fight tooth and nail for her hand. A great ass would not be turned down in lieu of said spark... either will suffice. Sarcasm guaranteed.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an Analyst for the State Dept. I also love impulse activity. I went to New Zealand last April for two weeks and gave work two weeks notice I'd be gone. They chose not to fire me so that's a compliment I guess.

I am, however, still waiting to find out whatever it was Ryan Gosling was doing in "Crazy, Stupid, Love" and be "doing" that. Boss.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Knowing what needs to happen next in social situations.. to spice shit up. Friends keep calling me back so I guess I've figured out how to do that tactfully enough.

Pull ups.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have striking gray eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Everything it doesn't matter. This is small chat over drinks material.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Experiences that force you to reflect. The ones that really change your state of being. Rennovating your brain.
Making people laugh.
Car radio.
Grueling physical exercise.
Extroversion, because I'm naturally introverted and thrive off the opposite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finishing the half - read books all over my cabinet. What cool new hobby to pick up next, for like two months. Just taught myself twenty hours on the banjo. :) Again with the ADD. How do people sign up for flash mobs?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't go to the Sign of the Whale, or fresh out of college sweat shops. However, if it's a chore for you to get off your pretty ass and out to H or U street to meet new people, or tear up an empty dance floor, than you're probably a bore to be around. We're not 40. I have enough fun and I'm over it really, but If wine on the couch is all you want, you're not an old soul, you're a pussy. Now march, young lady.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I would secretly like to marry Rachel McAdams, just in case she's on this site, if not, please disregard. I have a thing for Mediterranean looks. Probably because they're my opposite.
You should message me if
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You pride yourself on your humor. Still see yourself as evolving and constantly developing. If you're a good dancer, as in your friends compliment you on it, and you've never had lessons growing up, it would mean a lot to find you. You're so rare.

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