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28 M Arlington, VA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Killing it. Self-reliant, athletic, and unbiased. I live a healthy lifestyle but I have my preferred vices (hopefully you'll be next). I've always thought of myself as having really good situational awareness. I'd love to be able to learn from a significant other. Being positive and the exception to the rule.

I'm just trying to find a spark. A great ass would not be turned down in lieu of said spark... either will suffice. Sarcasm guaranteed.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an Operations Analyst for the State Dept. I moonlight as a stand in for the most interesting man in the world.

I am, however, still waiting to find out whatever it was Ryan Gosling was doing in "Crazy, Stupid, Love" and be "doing" that. Boss.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Knowing what needs to happen next in social situations.. to spice shit up. Friends keep calling me back so I guess I've figured out how to do that tactfully enough.

Pull ups.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have striking gray eyes. People tell me I have vampire eyes so this whole stupid vampire craze has really taken a turn for the better.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Everything it doesn't matter. This is small chat over drinks material.
The six things I could never do without
Experiences that force you to reflect. The ones that really change your state of being. Rennovating your brain.
Making people laugh.
Car radio.
Grueling physical exercise.
Extroversion, because I'm naturally introverted and thrive off the opposite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can ask you if I can get hooked up with that really hot friend in your pictures.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't go to the Sign of the Whale, or fresh out of college sweat shops. However, if it's a chore for you to get off your pretty ass and out to H or U street to meet new people, or tear up an empty dance floor, than you're probably a bore to be around. We're not 40. I have enough fun and I'm over it really, but If wine on the couch is all you want, you're not an old soul, you're a pussy. Now march, young lady.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would secretly like to marry Rachel McAdams, just in case she's on this site, if not, please disregard. I have a thing for Mediterranean looks. Probably because they're my opposite.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
You should message me if
You pride yourself on your humor. Still see yourself as evolving and constantly developing. If you're a good dancer, as in your friends compliment you on it, and you've never had lessons growing up, it would mean a lot to find you. You're so rare.