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28 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:38pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Being positive and the exception to the rule.

I'm just trying to find a spark. A great ass would not be turned down in lieu of said spark... either will suffice. Sarcasm guaranteed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an Analyst for the State Dept.

I am, however, still waiting to find out whatever it was Ryan Gosling was doing in "Crazy, Stupid, Love" and be "doing" that. Boss.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Knowing what needs to happen next in social situations.. to spice shit up. Friends keep calling me back so I guess I've figured out how to do that tactfully enough.

Pull ups.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have striking gray eyes. People tell me I have vampire eyes so this whole vampire craze has really been beneficial for me. Trueblood's as far as I go with that genre.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything it doesn't matter. This is small chat over drinks material.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Experiences that force you to reflect. The ones that really change your state of being. Rennovating your brain.
Making people laugh.
Car radio.
Grueling physical exercise.
Extroversion, because I'm naturally introverted and thrive off the opposite.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can ask you if I can get hooked up with that really hot friend in your pictures.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't go to the Sign of the Whale, or fresh out of college sweat shops. However, if it's a chore for you to get off your pretty ass and out to H or U street to meet new people, or tear up an empty dance floor, than you're probably a bore to be around. We're not 40. I have enough fun and I'm over it really, but If wine on the couch is all you want, you're not an old soul, you're a pussy. Now march, young lady.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would secretly like to marry Rachel McAdams, just in case she's on this site, if not, please disregard. I have a thing for Mediterranean looks. Probably because they're my opposite.
You should message me if
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You pride yourself on your humor. Still see yourself as evolving and constantly developing. If you're a good dancer, as in your friends compliment you on it, and you've never had lessons growing up, it would mean a lot to find you. You're so rare.