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FalconNebula

34 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:12am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Our self-summary:

Hi. Hello. How are you?

We are besties. One of us is straight (the dark-haired gayer looking one) and one of us is gay (the light-haired str8er looking one). We're trying a new approach to online dating. We're looking to quad date. Yep. If you are gay man, and have a single bestie girlfriend, hit us up. If you are a girl with a bestie guy bud, hit us up.

Let's all four go out, drink cheap drinks, chat it up, and talk gurl talk. OR dawg talk.

Stats:
Eric -- straight. likes bob dylan, tans, and lima peru
Kevin -- gay. likes spaceships, wolf documentaries, and rare belgian beer.

We definitely have the app and use it regularly. we're going to be very active.

PS. You should def give this a try. It's like going to the movies with a friend; you can walk away and talk about it.

PPS. Eric prefers the term, tandem dating. Kevin says quad sounds more rugged.
What I’m doing with my life
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What we're doing with our life:

traveling the world and collecting rare mason jars.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
We are really good at:

Eric - pontificating
Kevin - farting silently

Both - dating up
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first things people usually say to us:

Kevin: "aren't you too old to be wearing that?" - stranger
Eric: "u look like that one guy." - eric's mom

"I'd totally bone you." - Eric and Kevin's spiritual advisor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Our favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:

Eric/Kevin: Anything from - Little Dragon (a band) to Abraham Lincoln
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The six things we could never do without:

Kevin - astronomy
Eric - guitars
Kevin - the walking dead
Eric - road trips
Kevin - robocop halloween costumes
Eric - Good game of grab-ass
Eric/Kevin - twitter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We spend a lot of time thinking about:

Eric - denim jacket sales
Kevin - apocalyptic scenarios
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night we are:

Either at: a bar, obstructing someone's view, in front of a piano, that one place, at some "cool" party, playing frisbee in the dark, biking over a bridge (to be noted: Eric loves gay bars. Kevin hates them)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The most private thing we're willing to admit:

"i don't wear deodorant" - Kevin
"i wear deodorant, but it doesn't work" - Eric
You should message me if
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You should message us if:

you're that one hot waiter(ess) at that one restaurant

-OR-

you're interesting, not pretentious, FUN, wanna quad/tandem date, wanna have a ridiculously fun night and are total babes. Or hotties. Whichever you prefer.

and if you wanna like...make sure we don't have weird voices or anything, check out -- bestiestv.com

even though the series is fictional, this profile isn't. so hit us up!

ps no animals were harmed while filling out this profile.