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Hi. Hello. How are you?
We are besties. One of us is straight (the dark-haired gayer
looking one) and one of us is gay (the light-haired str8er looking
one). We're trying a new approach to online dating. We're looking
to quad date. Yep. If you are gay man, and have a single bestie
girlfriend, hit us up. If you are a girl with a bestie guy bud, hit
Let's all four go out, drink cheap drinks, chat it up, and talk
gurl talk. OR dawg talk.
Eric -- straight. likes bob dylan, tans, and lima peru
Kevin -- gay. likes spaceships, wolf documentaries, and rare
We definitely have the app and use it regularly. we're going to be
PS. You should def give this a try. It's like going to the movies
with a friend; you can walk away and talk about it.
PPS. Eric prefers the term, tandem dating. Kevin says quad sounds
What I’m doing with my life
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What we're doing with our life:
traveling the world and collecting rare mason jars.
I’m really good at
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We are really good at:
Eric - pontificating
Kevin - farting silently
Both - dating up
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first things people usually say to us:
Kevin: "aren't you too old to be wearing that?" - stranger
Eric: "u look like that one guy." - eric's mom
"I'd totally bone you." - Eric and Kevin's spiritual advisor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Our favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:
Eric/Kevin: Anything from - Little Dragon (a band) to Abraham
The six things I could never do without
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The six things we could never do without:
Kevin - astronomy
Eric - guitars
Kevin - the walking dead
Eric - road trips
Kevin - robocop halloween costumes
Eric - Good game of grab-ass
Eric/Kevin - twitter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We spend a lot of time thinking about:
Eric - denim jacket sales
Kevin - apocalyptic scenarios
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night we are:
Either at: a bar, obstructing someone's view, in front of a piano,
that one place, at some "cool" party, playing frisbee in the dark,
biking over a bridge (to be noted: Eric loves gay bars. Kevin hates
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The most private thing we're willing to admit:
"i don't wear deodorant" - Kevin
"i wear deodorant, but it doesn't work" - Eric
You should message me if
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You should message us if:
you're that one hot waiter(ess) at that one restaurant
you're interesting, not pretentious, FUN, wanna quad/tandem date,
wanna have a ridiculously fun night and are total babes. Or
hotties. Whichever you prefer.
and if you wanna like...make sure we don't have weird voices or
anything, check out -- bestiestv.com
even though the series is fictional, this profile isn't. so hit us
ps no animals were harmed while filling out this profile.
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