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27 Houston, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:01am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Oh what to say? I wasn't made for this world. I was designed for some place way better than this. Some higher reality with angels riding dragons while shooting machine guns and deflecting bullets with extreme martial arts ALL THE TIME. But nope, here I am on boring old earth with the mosquitoes. I try to make the best of it, which is easy because I'm fucking awesome.

What a boring profile! Scrap it.

I like short skirts and tig 'ol bittys. Danny McBride is my messiah.
What I’m doing with my life
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Drinking Brawndo 'cuz it's got what plants crave.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Harassing small animals, tetris, being AMAZING.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sexy physique, gorgeous blue eyes, amazing smile, unfathomable brilliance, exceptional humility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"; it's a science fiction homage to "Atlas Shrugged", but with less Rand. Nonfiction would have to be something by Carl Sagan or Isaac Asimov. I'm also fairly obsessed with mythology, particularly Canaanite mythology, and its relationship to the Abrahamic religious traditions. I don't follow any such traditions in any way, but I find them fascinating.

Oh, I forgot. Books are stupid. I only read bathroom graffiti. Gettin me a PhD in that shit so I can get PAID.

I only listen to Death metal and Britney Spears, together.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air with proper O2 complement, Warmth ~ 300 Kelvin, food, water, light(for vision), something to read/watch/play(Book, T.V., computer, girl, etc...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The life filled worlds that exist in a drop of water, the countless histories pressed into the rocks of the earth we walk upon, the steady thrum of time slipping away, the eternal oblivion at the end of this mortal coil, the many nuances of the universe from the quantum foam to the Sloan great wall, the span of time between the formation of the first quark associations to the evaporation of the last proton and heat death of the universe. Oh and cute outfits to wear when I FUCKING PARTY which is ALWAYS.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking, probably talking too much, and probably being irresistible to the opposite sex. Oh who am I kidding, I'm irresistible to everyone. Even plants love me. But they better keep their grabby vines to themselves. No touchie!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't cry. Ever. It sucks, I'm just too damned macho. Oh and I actually like fat people, just not sexually. Unless they're like REALLY hot. But not as much as I like kittens. Oh dear mother of sweet dead baby Jesus do I love kittens. But not sexually. Unless they're... no. Not even then.
You should message me if
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You are stone cold, balls to the walls awesome, or just if you want to. Unless you frighten me and I don't respond after multiple messages. In which case... stop it. Just stop it.

Oh, but in all honesty here's a few of my favorite quotes that probably reflect my inner values better than the trite exercise in narcissism that is my profile:

Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path, for they draw only corrupt blood.
-Kahlil Gibran

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. - Robert A. Heinlein

If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.

More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth.
- Napoleon Hill

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
-Walter Lippman

He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression.
- Thomas Paine

If you think that any human system of justice is infallible, then you are ignorant. If you think that no person has been falsely condemned to death, then you are naive. If you think that even one innocent person, ripped from their life and their passion and put to death at the hands of the state is in any way justifiable, then you are evil.
-Joshua W. H. Steiner

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the American flag.
-Huey Long

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
- Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"

Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
-Alpha Centari

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
-V for Vendetta

Fortune sides with him who dares

Happiness is nonetheless true happiness because it must come to an end, nor do thought and love lose their value because they are not everlasting.
- Bertrand Russell

We sit together, the mountain and I,
until only the mountain remains
- Li Po

The butterfly counts not months but moments.
And has time enough.
-Rabindranath Tagore

And when the hourglass has run out, the hourglass of temporality, when the noise of secular life has grown silent and its restless or ineffectual activism has come to an end, when everything around you is still, as it is in eternity, then eternity asks you and every individual in these millions and millions about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not.
-Soren Kierkegaard

"Sir, you are drunk."
"Indeed, Madam, and you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober."
-Winston Churchill