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28 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:51pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Oh, what to say? I'm a nice guy, I like to have fun and meet people. Go figure, right? I haven't had a lot of luck actually meeting anyone on here, so now I think half the girls are not really girls but big lusty guys with fake pictures and rough, rough hands... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong and this will end up being worthwhile.

I have to say I'm a little put off with all the "I only date white men" or "I only date black men" statements on here. What kind of racist nonsense is that? "I prefer" is one thing, but the hard racial line is a bit scary. Same goes for the religion thing, I don't care what your religion is, if any. You can be as crazy as you want to be, whatever it takes to get your mind off of an eternity rotting in the ground, but if it's limiting your social circle or making you say hateful nonsense whatever you are is unhealthy and you need to ease off of it a touch. I have precious few caveats. Really just one:

No fat chicks.

Haha, see I was all righteous before, and then BAM!, "No fat chicks". I'm just kidding around.

Seriously though, no fat chicks.

Okay, so some more about me, so you don't waste your time or, more importantly, mine:

I tend to prefer girlie girls; not a submissive pre-feminist housewife type, but an intelligent woman with strong opinions that can wear a dress or a skirt... I like skirts. I MIGHT have watched too much anime when I was a teenager. Or I just liked the cheerleaders. Anyway. My style is a cross between old fashioned and metro. I like to shop, and when I do I like to buy designer labels. I'd rather have a stiff martini over a beer, but when I do have a beer I prefer Dos XX. I wish wearing hats was not so out of style, and I'm far more comfortable in a suit than in jeans; though to my credit Dolce & Gabbana make some tight ass jeans. I like to repair and shoot guns and even hunt or fish occasionally. I like to work on cars and trucks. Yeah, punch that man-card. I like to work out, with more cardio than strength training, but I despise sports fandom utterly - play a sport: yes; watch a sport: no. Get that straight, I hate sports. HATE. But if I can have a few drinks, I'll go to a game. What? I like alcohol. It makes other people less ugly and far more interesting. I like theatre and can and will sing show tunes... and dance. I can play a variety of musical instruments, have some experience in composition, and I enjoy the arts. Did I mention I like to wrestle large animals to the ground with my bare hands? Actually I don't, but a couple more macho things couldn't hurt about now. I really do like kittens though, I'll wrestle them all day, any day. No, I'm not gay. I enjoy a good book and have read a library's collection worth of them. I like cats more than dogs and when I own a dog it is a teacup. The smaller the animal the better. Big dogs are for people that can't shoot straight. TEXAS! Still, you will not catch me wearing a sleeveless shirt outside the confines of my home ever, for any reason. I prefer metal to country, but not so much as angry folk music. Though I will play country if you put a guitar in my hands, it's just easier. I also like to cook, but not as much as I like to eat, and intend to get big and fat one day. Before you say it, remember what Peter Griffin said, "men aren't fat, only fat women are fat". Oh and while I can be serious as a heart attack when I need to be, I'm far more liable to laugh and joke around. Someone once told me I spoke with too much "sarcasm" but I don't know what that means. Feel free to explain it to me at length: use pictures.
What I’m doing with my life
Promoting science, secular transhumanism, and the libertarian worldview. Also napping...a lot.
I’m really good at
harassing small animals, tetris, being AMAZING.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sexy physique, gorgeous blue eyes, amazing smile, unfathomable brilliance, exceptional humility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"; it's a science fiction homage to Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged", which is also high on my list. Nonfiction would have to be something by Carl Sagan or Isaac Asimov. I'm also fairly obsessed with mythology, particularly Canaanite mythology, and its relationship to the Abrahamic religious traditions.

My favorite movie is harder to pin down, I like foreign films, though I watch most everything that comes out. "Moulin Rouge!" "Kung Fu Hustle", "The Big Lebowski", "Alien", "Star Wars", "Old Boy", "Pan's Labyrinth", any romantic movie where they die or aren't together at the end, and Disney's animated films all stand out, I'm sure I'm forgetting my very most favorite.

As far as shows go I like everything Adult Swim has ever done, and anything exceptionally dark, edgy, or funny.

I only listen to Death metal and Britney Spears, together. It's better that way. Actually I listen to a lot of music, name a genre and I have a group I like that plays it. Trent Reznor is probably my favorite artist of all time.

I like seafood, crab especially. I also suffer from the affliction of making any delicious thing I see on the food network, which usually comes out fairly well. I have absolutely no dietary restrictions and generally look down on people that do. If your body is broken, it's broken, and I feel bad for you, but biologically that screams "don't have children with this person" the same way your having seizures or heart problems would. I agree that meat consumption should be limited and one should eat as many vegetables as possible, and being mostly vegetarian is bragable to me, but if you can't EVER eat bacon or a donut I pity the sad shadow of a life you lead.
The six things I could never do without
air with proper O2 complement, Warmth ~ 300 Kelvin, food, water, light(for vision), something to read/watch/play(Book, T.V., computer, girl, etc...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of the universe, the steady thrum of time slipping away, and the eternal oblivion of death. Oh and cute outfits to wear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking, probably talking too much, and probably being irresistible to the opposite sex. Oh who am I kidding, I'm irresistible to everyone. Even plants love me. But they better keep their grabby vines to themselves. No touchie!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't cry. Ever. It sucks, I'm just too damned macho. Oh and I actually like fat people, just not sexually. But not as much as I like kittens. Oh dear mother of Thor's hammer do I love kittens. But not sexually.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are stone cold, balls to the walls awesome, or just if you want to. Unless you frighten me and I don't respond after multiple messages. In which case... stop it. Just stop it.