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26 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:28am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Oh, what to say? I'm a nice guy, I like to have fun and meet people. Go figure, right? I haven't had a lot of luck actually meeting anyone on here, so now I think half the girls are not really girls but big lusty guys with fake pictures and rough, rough hands... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong and this will end up being worthwhile.

I have to say I'm a little put off with all the "I only date white men" or "I only date black men" statements I've been seeing. What kind of racist nonsense is that? "I prefer" is one thing, but the hard racial line is a bit scary. Is this where we are? Same goes for the religion thing, I don't care what your religion is, if any. You can be as crazy as you want to be, whatever it takes to get your mind off of an eternity rotting in the ground, but if it's limiting your social circle or making you say hateful nonsense whatever you are is unhealthy and you need to ease off of it a touch. I have precious few caveats. Really just one:

No fat chicks.

Haha, see I was all righteous before, and then BAM!, "No fat chicks"! I'm just kidding around.

Seriously though, no fat chicks.

Okay, so some more about me, so you don't waste your time or, more importantly, mine:

I tend to prefer girlie girls; not the submissive pre-feminist housewife type(I don't find submissiveness attractive, and associating it with femininity is just wrong), but an intelligent woman with strong opinions that can wear a dress or a skirt. I MIGHT have watched too much anime when I was a teenager. Or I just liked the cheerleaders. Oh cheerleaders. Anyway. My own style is usually a cross between old fashioned and modern, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't fairly metro. Though I was actually rather punk rock / goth as a kid so, sometimes there's some throwback in there. No tattoos but lots of piercings, I even still have a couple, though I rarely wear anything in them. I like to shop, and I do I like designer labels, and other people that are at least a little fashion savvy. I'd rather have a stiff martini over a beer, but when I do have a beer I prefer Dos XX. Jk, craft beer 4 lyfe thugs. I'll happily drink anything in the right company. I often wish wearing hats was not so out of style, because I have a strong urge to wear them, but no no no. I'm far more comfortable in a suit than in jeans; though Dolce & Gabbana make some tight ass jeans. Actually you know, they're all tight: I am secretly a giant fat guy with fake pictures. They call me Big Bubba Chocolate. Have I got some candy for you. Oh wait, just kidding! ...maybe. I like to repair and shoot guns and even hunt or fish occasionally. I like to work on cars and trucks and build things, with my hands. Yeah, punch that man-card. I like to work out and lift my large triangular weights, but I despise sports fandom utterly - play a sport: yes; watch a sport: no. Get that straight, I hate sports. HATE. But if I can have a few drinks, I'll go to a game. What? I like alcohol. It makes other people seem less ugly and far more interesting. I like theatre and can and will sing show tunes... and dance. Especially if I'm bored, which is always. I can play a variety of musical instruments, have some experience in composition, and I enjoy the arts. Did I mention I like to wrestle large animals to the ground with my bare hands? Actually I don't, but a couple more macho things couldn't hurt about now. I really do like kittens though, I'll wrestle them all day, any day. No, I'm not gay. I enjoy a good book and have read a library's collection worth of them. I like cats more than dogs and when I own a dog it is a teacup. The smaller the animal the better. Big dogs are for people that can't shoot straight. TEXAS! Still, you will not catch me wearing a sleeveless shirt outside the confines of my home ever, for any reason. At home, it's game on. I prefer metal to country, but not so much as angry folk music. Though I will play country if you put a guitar in my hands, it's just easier. I also like to cook, but not as much as I like to eat, and intend to get big and fat one day. Before you say it, remember what Peter Griffin said, "men aren't fat, only fat women are fat". Oh and while I can be sort of almost serious when I need to be, I'm far more liable to laugh and joke around. Someone once told me I spoke with too much "sarcasm" but I don't know what that means. Feel free to explain it to me at length: use pictures.

And and and, I have been burned by catfish before. I will try to move the convo off the internet asap. My asking you out for drinks is not about me trying to do anything but make sure you're not a voracious troll. If you take the initiative on that I'll like you all the better. I mean seriously, why delay? I know why. You live under a bridge and want me to fall in love with your personality before I see your green leathery flesh. So try not to give me heat for moving things along. Unless this is just a trick, and I am the troll! Muah haha! Come my pretty, let me feast on your delicious skin. Mmm. Skinny.
What I’m doing with my life
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Promoting science, secular transhumanism, and the libertarian worldview. Also napping...a lot.
I’m really good at
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Harassing small animals, tetris, being AMAZING.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Sexy physique, gorgeous blue eyes, amazing smile, unfathomable brilliance, exceptional humility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress"; it's a science fiction homage to Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged", which is also high on my list. Nonfiction would have to be something by Carl Sagan or Isaac Asimov. I'm also fairly obsessed with mythology, particularly Canaanite mythology, and its relationship to the Abrahamic religious traditions.

My favorite movie is harder to pin down, I like foreign films, though I watch most everything that comes out. "Moulin Rouge!" "Kung Fu Hustle", "The Big Lebowski", "Alien", "Star Wars", "Old Boy", "Pan's Labyrinth", any romantic movie where they die or aren't together at the end, and Disney's animated films all stand out, I'm sure I'm forgetting my very most favorite.

As far as shows go I like everything Adult Swim has ever done, and anything exceptionally dark, edgy, or funny.

I only listen to Death metal and Britney Spears, together. It's better that way. Actually I listen to a lot of music, name a genre and I have a group I like that plays it. Trent Reznor is probably my favorite artist of all time.

I like seafood, crab especially. I also suffer from the affliction of making any delicious thing I see on the food network, which usually comes out fairly well. I have absolutely no dietary restrictions and am not terribly impressed by others that do. I agree that meat consumption should be limited and one should eat as many vegetables as possible, and being somewhat vegetarian is bragable to me, but if you can't EVER eat bacon or a donut I pity the sad shadow of a life you lead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air with proper O2 complement, Warmth ~ 300 Kelvin, food, water, light(for vision), something to read/watch/play(Book, T.V., computer, girl, etc...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The life filled worlds that exist in a drop of water, the countless histories pressed into the rocks of the earth we walk upon, the steady thrum of time slipping away, the eternal oblivion at the end of this mortal coil, the many nuances of the universe from the quantum foam to the Sloan great wall, the span of time between the formation of the first quark associations to the evaporation of the last proton and heat death of the universe. Oh and cute outfits to wear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking, probably talking too much, and probably being irresistible to the opposite sex. Oh who am I kidding, I'm irresistible to everyone. Even plants love me. But they better keep their grabby vines to themselves. No touchie!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't cry. Ever. It sucks, I'm just too damned macho. Oh and I actually like fat people, just not sexually. Unless they're like REALLY hot. But not as much as I like kittens. Oh dear mother of Thor's hammer do I love kittens. But not sexually. Unless they're... no. Not even then.
You should message me if
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You are stone cold, balls to the walls awesome, or just if you want to. Unless you frighten me and I don't respond after multiple messages. In which case... stop it. Just stop it.