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45 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28-50
  • Near me

My details

Last online
Jul 27, 2013
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've never been one for great self-knowledge, so all of the following is hypothetical. I think I'm clever, well-read, articulate, and amusing. I'm often taken to task for being flakey and narcissistic. I'll admit to the flakiness.

I am perceptive, insinuative, and witty
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whoring myself for inadequate pay in a job I despise, so that I can send money to defense contractors, rich farmers, and the Southern banks that hold my monstrous student loans.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling in these internet forms. Wow. Look at that! Another one bites the dust. Right here. Take that, pink-bordered "I'm really good at:" field! Take that and *CHOKE* on it! Woo!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Frequently, people think they've met me somewhere before. Some friend of a cousin of theirs, perhaps. . . or a cousin of one of their friends. I like to think it's because of my clean-cut features and open, trustworthy expression. . . but then I think about what a bunch of dock whores and schoolyard masturbators *my* friends and cousins look like, and I'm forced to reconsider.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lost in Translation, followed closely by Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I wanted to like The Return of the King more than I did; but it really only struck me as decent.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A journal with lots of blank pages 2) A fountain pen OR mechanical pencil. 3) The Internet 4) History 5) The kindness of strangers 6) Strangers
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, due to a long-standing recurring engagement that can *only* be broken on 36 hours notice.

And NO, I'm not in a cult. . . but I'm willing to award a free shot of Gray Goose to anyone who can truthfully claim to have thought that for a second and been turned on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
. . .that I considered a LOT of good possible admissions before I decided to simply dodge the question like. . . . so.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy intelligent trouble, and feel a tiny frisson when you say, hear, or read the word "slutty.