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Falolout

25 M Manchester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
RECENT EDIT: for some reason my Quickmatch has been matching me with girls all around the world, (un?)fortunately this means I've had a large amount of messages recently and don't really have the time to reply to them all, so if I don't reply, it's probably nothing against you, it's more likely to be the distance. Sorry x

You girls seem to be useless at sending first messages, so how about this? Rate me 5 stars (and if I notice) and I -WILL- send you a message. :)

Hey, I'm Shaun.

I'm a passionate, outgoing, friendly guy with a not-so-secret geeky side. I love making people laugh, and I'm never without a quick sarcastic remark or a pun.

I spend far too much time on the internet, although that's what Web Designers do, right? I play a lot of games, I also play guitar, and I'd like to think I can sing, too. But let's not get too ambitious.

I have a big heart and care a lot for my friends and those close to me, their happiness means the world to me. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have just recently finished an FdA in Web Design, so currently trying to find whatever job I can get whilst freelancing Web stuff :)

I'm also somewhat of an inventor, and seem to come up with crazy ideas but never end up following through on them, and end up realising a few years down the line that someone else actually did. I should probably settle on one of these ideas at some point and patent it so I can become a billionaire already.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, computers, cuddles (an important life skill, obviously.), procrastinating, leaving my work til the last minute and pulling 72-hour long stints to hit deadlines, massages (I'm told I'm very good with my hands, but read into that however you'd like!), designing things, inventing things but never actually making the things, coming up with really silly puns, and generally being quite quick witted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have a nice smile apparently. But yeah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV shows: LOST, 24, Fringe, Stargate, Alias, Game Of Thrones, Sherlock, Firefly, Doctor Who, Person Of Interest, Futurama, The IT Crowd, The Walking Dead, Revolution, Breaking Bad.

Music: Eh, pretty much anything. An eclectic mix of Metal, Dubstep, Rock, Indie and various sub-genres. And then some obscure shit you've probably never heard of.

Books: I don't read nearly as much as I should, so instead of writing what I -have- read here, I'm going to ask that if you message me, that you suggest something I -should- read.

Movies: The Matrix, Garden State, Fight Club, Requiem For A Dream, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Serenity, Upside Down, Iron Man, Batman: The Dark Knight, Avengers (and most Marvel movies really), and probably whatever was the last half decent movie that I watched.

Food - this deserves it's own section entirely: Steak, medium rare. Grilled tomatoes and wedges with a side salad. Perfect meal.
I love all sorts of cuisines, I'm a massive foodie and have been to tonnes of restaurants. I'm also quite the chef, but mainly specialise in Italian dishes. Home made Tortellini, anyone? Huge fan of bacon, too - but who isn't?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends,
Food,
Sleep,
My PC,
The Internet,
Smiles. :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've just finished Uni so: "...now what?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out drinking, or staying in playing games and watching TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm naked under my clothes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
..you're looking for someone to play games with and cuddle up watching b-movies until the early hours,

..you're looking for someone who is as much of a friend as he is a lover,

..you're looking for someone to make you laugh at really bad jokes,

..you've not vommed at how cheesy the above 3 points were.

..and finally, if you can answer this question: when does the narwhal bacon?