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FalseSheperd

19 Newark, DE Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 17
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Matt. (Hi, Matt)

I am the wild card

Myers-Briggs: ENTP if you care (I don't)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Writing music
-Trying to bulk up
-Fixing my life
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Getting dumped
-Constructing puns
-Watching anime
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm Mr. Skeltal
-How impulsive I am
-My shitty haircut
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly encyclopedias.
Movies: Alien, Her, Interstellar, 10 things I hate about you
Shows: Gravity Falls, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec, Trailer Park Boys, (and a lot of anime)
Music: Electro, Emo, Chiptune, DnB, Dubstep, Trip Hop, Punk
also I like weird hipster stuff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Pokemon
-Other humans
-Being loved
-Music
-Butts
-Pens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Myself
-Space
-We need to leave Earth
-Music
-Consciousness
-How stupid humans are and how nothing is ever going to get done
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Pokemon
-Music
-Trying to fill the void in my life with Romance movies
-Failing utterly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dubstep is still cool, fuck off.
I dislike body hair and shave most of mine.
Buttholes are underrated.
I used to play runescape.
I love pokemon.
If you have a problem fight me.
I will lose.

I'll tell you anything if you ask and you're not one of those creepy 36 year old dudes with the baseball shirts that gets off to hearing about the kind of underwear I'm wearing like wtf put your baseball cards away and get a life dude make kids or something jesus you're too old for this shit
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You want to tell me something
-You want to play Magic the Gathering
-You need another player for DnD
-You know me irl and want to blackmail me