Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


18 Newark, DE Man


I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:47am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Matt. I have a weird brain. I'm okay with that though.
I'm an optimistic, artistic, spontaneous individual. I'm logical and in complete control of my emotions, but I let them roam free most of the time. It's fun to let them pull me wherever they go, but I always know that I'm holding the reins.

Please don't take me too seriously.

I like to think. I spend a lot of time trying to learn things about myself. I spend even more time wondering what reality really is. I think about the creation of the universe and what brought it about. I'm amazed that sentience exists. How great is it that we can think? It's really great.

I have been described as eccentric. I frequently do things on a whim, and I always have a joke on the tip of my tongue. Unfortunately, my sense of humor is highly developed and probably too advanced for anyone but myself to appreciate. I don't take anything seriously except my music and other people's feelings.

Activities I would enjoy with you include but are not limited to:
-Watching something on Netflix
-Playing music very loudly
-Pretending to be pirates
-Actually being pirates
-Drawing on people
-Playing a video game
-Literally just looking at each other
-Looking for weird rocks
-Showing each other bands
-Getting lost in the woods
-Looking at the stars
-Debating everything but not getting upset about disagreeing

I could continue but this list is already way too long
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Writing music
-Being single
-Contemplating existence
-Living in the present
-Unfortunately wearing pants most of the time

Here's a song I'm working on now, if you want to check it out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Getting dumped
-Washing dishes
-Accidentally offending people
-Intentionally offending people
-Taking off my pants for no apparent reason
-Scaring away potential love interests
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I am skeletor
-Why the fuck is he taking is clothes off
-Oh god no
-Someone call the police
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly encyclopedias
Movies: Alien, Her, 10 things I hate about you
Shows: Gravity Falls, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec
Music: Hardstyle, DnB, Dubstep, Punk, Pop-punk, Emo (no not that scene kid stuff, I mean old 90's emo), Folk, Noise Rock, Anti-Folk, Metal, Classical, Happy Hardcore, Trance, Trap, House, Hard Dance... shit I went way too long
Food: yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Pants (Oh wait yes I could)
-Other humans
-My ability to think
-Let's do drugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How unnecessary it is for me to be wearing pants at the moment
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Sleeping alone because I have no life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dubstep is still cool, fuck off.
I dislike body hair and shave most of mine.
Buttholes are underrated.
I used to play runescape.

I'll tell you anything if you ask and it's not super creepy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You are a spiritual being trying to contact a human
-You are human and want to talk to me for any reason
-You are some type of non-human creature that has learned English and knows how to operate a computer

Grammar and spelling are appreciated.
I have nothing to gain from talking to a mongoloid.