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FalseSheperd

19 Newark, DE Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners.
Just kidding walking in sand is hard.
Dinner sounds pretty good right about now though.

I sort of alternate between being an adventurous loose cannon who wants to run around being a freak for the sake of fun and being a lazy couch potato who wants to watch movies or anime or play video games with people.
Something that never changes is my commitments. If we end up in a thing together, you won't ever have to worry about me being unfaithful. I'm a really lonely person whether I'm running around being an idiot or sitting inside and contemplating existence.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Writing music
-Being single
-Contemplating existence
-Living in the present
-Unfortunately wearing pants most of the time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Getting dumped
-Washing dishes
-Accidentally offending people
-Intentionally offending people
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I am skeletor
-Why the fuck is he taking is clothes off
-Oh god no
-Someone call the police
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly encyclopedias
Movies: Alien, Her, Interstellar
Shows: Gravity Falls, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec
Music: Hardstyle, DnB, Dubstep, Punk, Pop-punk, Emo (No, not Black Veil Brides), Folk, Noise Rock, Anti-Folk, Metal, Classical, Happy Hardcore, Trance, Trap, House, Hard Dance... shit I went way too long
Food: yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Pokemon
-Pants (Oh wait yes I could)
-Other humans
-My ability to think
-Lucifer
-Wawa Green Tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Myself
-Everything
-How unnecessary it is for me to be wearing pants at the moment
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Pokemon
-Music
-Maybe weed
-Sleeping alone because I have no life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dubstep is still cool, fuck off.
I dislike body hair and shave most of mine.
Buttholes are underrated.
I used to play runescape.
I love pokemon.
If you have a problem fight me.
I will lose.

I'll tell you anything if you ask and it's not super creepy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You are a spiritual being trying to contact a human
-You are human and want to talk to me for any reason
-You are some type of non-human creature that has learned English and knows how to operate a computer

Grammar and spelling are appreciated.
I have nothing to gain from talking to a mongoloid.