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FalseSheperd

18 Newark, DE Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:47am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Matt. I have a weird brain. I'm okay with that though.
I'm an optimistic, artistic, spontaneous individual. I'm logical and in complete control of my emotions, but I let them roam free most of the time. It's fun to let them pull me wherever they go, but I always know that I'm holding the reins.

Please don't take me too seriously.

I like to think. I spend a lot of time trying to learn things about myself. I spend even more time wondering what reality really is. I think about the creation of the universe and what brought it about. I'm amazed that sentience exists. How great is it that we can think? It's really great.

I have been described as eccentric. I frequently do things on a whim, and I always have a joke on the tip of my tongue. Unfortunately, my sense of humor is highly developed and probably too advanced for anyone but myself to appreciate. I don't take anything seriously except my music and other people's feelings.

Activities I would enjoy with you include but are not limited to:
-Watching something on Netflix
-Playing music very loudly
-Pretending to be pirates
-Actually being pirates
-Drawing on people
-Drugs
-Playing a video game
-Literally just looking at each other
-Looking for weird rocks
-Showing each other bands
-Getting lost in the woods
-Looking at the stars
-Debating everything but not getting upset about disagreeing

I could continue but this list is already way too long
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Writing music
-Being single
-Contemplating existence
-Drugs
-Living in the present
-Unfortunately wearing pants most of the time

Here's a song I'm working on now, if you want to check it out
http://picosong.com/fdsy/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Getting dumped
-Drugs
-Washing dishes
-Accidentally offending people
-Intentionally offending people
-Taking off my pants for no apparent reason
-Scaring away potential love interests
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I am skeletor
-Why the fuck is he taking is clothes off
-Oh god no
-Someone call the police
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly encyclopedias
Movies: Alien, Her, 10 things I hate about you
Shows: Gravity Falls, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec
Music: Hardstyle, DnB, Dubstep, Punk, Pop-punk, Emo (no not that scene kid stuff, I mean old 90's emo), Folk, Noise Rock, Anti-Folk, Metal, Classical, Happy Hardcore, Trance, Trap, House, Hard Dance... shit I went way too long
Food: yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Pokemon
-Pants (Oh wait yes I could)
-Other humans
-My ability to think
-Lucifer
-Let's do drugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Myself
-Everything
-How unnecessary it is for me to be wearing pants at the moment
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Pokemon
-Music
-Drugs
-Sleeping alone because I have no life
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dubstep is still cool, fuck off.
I dislike body hair and shave most of mine.
Buttholes are underrated.
I used to play runescape.

I'll tell you anything if you ask and it's not super creepy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You are a spiritual being trying to contact a human
-You are human and want to talk to me for any reason
-You are some type of non-human creature that has learned English and knows how to operate a computer

Grammar and spelling are appreciated.
I have nothing to gain from talking to a mongoloid.