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FalseWitness

23 Indianapolis, IN Man

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I'm not much of a smiler, but oh well. Need to shave too.

Cropped from a group photo with the folks at my old lunch table in high school. This is better than most random photos I take because I don't look like a bigfoot randomly caught on film in this one.

I love playing with my hair once I've let it grow just a tad. Can't say I ever wear it out in crazy styles though.

Didn't keep it.

3 Month Beard. I think you can see why this was shaved entirely off after the taking of this photo.

I am also an expert at making ridiculous faces.

No, I don't ever go out like that. Yes, I realize that I can't grow facial hair. It was only for No Shave November/Movember. I have some other really creepy mustache (can you call it that if it barely exists?) from then that are absolutely hilarious.

Wow... I'm sorry.