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falseface_

29 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So, hello. I'm a nerdy and (mostly) reserved loner-type who's looking for a fellow human being to hang out and go on occasional adventures with. I should mention that I don't much care for people who act like they have it all together, so problems, be they social, personal, or otherwise are generally desired. It's kind of a sign that you're a real person and not just a front put up for my benefit. Ideally, I'd find someone on this site to share some sort of mutual comfort and comradery with in that regard. That being said, fun and games are always swell too! If you'd like to have some or play one, please feel free to let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Having a nice, big ol' plan in place to make real money at last, I've decided to lay back and enjoy my relative lack of responsibility for a while longer before going full tilt into savings-and-planning mode. I spend some of my spare time learning to code, and I dabble in graphic art, drawing, cartooning, construction, and advertising. One day, I will combine all these skills and use them to my general advantage for profit. In the mean time, I'm probably not quite as busy as I sound like I am. Sometimes I just lie there playing a game, watching a movie, or staring at the ceiling, cursing time and my inevitable demise.
I’m really good at
Drawing, gaming... thinking... sports, maybe?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall-ish, thin, and somewhat uncomfortable-looking. I dress plainly and have greying hair. In addition, I've oft been told that I have a look of minor disgust or annoyance on my face, but in my defense (since I'm deciding to defend myself), it's unintentional.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
Big (formerly huge) fan of the Tolkien mythos, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, H.P. Lovecraft, and classics like Alice in Wonderland. I don't read much these days, but I'm interested in getting a nice translation of 1001 Nights.

MOVIES:
My newest favourites are Drive, Pacific Rim, and Pan's Labyrinth. I completely love most of the definitive 70's/80's/90's sci-fi & action staples, and pretty much anything by Stanley Kubrick, Guillermo del Toro, Hayao Miyazaki, or Leiji Matsumoto.

TV:
I'm quite big into cartoons: Adventure Time, Archer, Devilman, Fist of the North Star, plus various Disney and Fleischer classics. Sometimes I catch The Colbert Report and a few old sitcoms like Cheers, Golden Girls, or Seinfeld. I'm the only guy I know who watched Young Hercules and Buffy the Vampire Slayer while growing up, so that's a thing that happened. Oh, and Breaking Bad is also great, as pretty much everyone else just jumps at the chance to point out.

GAMES:
I was a child of the 16-bit era. That, to me, is my golden age. List any Sega or Nintendo classic from that time, and it's on my top 20. These days, the only current-gen systems I own are my Wii U, 3DS, and PC.

MUSIC:
Mmm, I like and hate a lot. I don't really have a favourite time period or genre.

FOOD:
Most of my favourite cuisines are Asian. I suppose the list would look something like: Vietnamese, Korean, Thai, Japanese, Taiwanese, Mexican, Greek, Italian, and American, but not necessarily in that order.
The six things I could never do without
Computer
Internet
Phone
Car
Money
Health
On a typical Friday night I am
Home alone (AAAAAAHHH!!!).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have conversations in my head with the people I know more often than in real life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
It seems like the thing to do.