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Falseprofit31

29 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm all about trying new things, but the occasional bar or movie can be a sigh of relief from all the high octane fun. I'm fluent in English and Spanish and have been all over the planet. (Except Asia, though I'm working on fixing that in the near future).

Big fan of travel, food, wine, and the customary local cocktail. I'm not saying I'm outdoorsy but if I have to "rough it" a couple of days, it would prove most enjoyable. Being stranded on a tropical island would be a dream come true!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Education has been most of my life as I have always loved school. I work in the school system here in Houston but something inside me says I can do more. I love to be challenged and I'm always on the lookout for exactly that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love to learn...it doesn't have to be a lecture or anything like that but getting to understand the world fascinates me to no end.

Googling everything
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seldom speak unless it brings new ideas to the table.

I have the reflexes of a turtle going on 3 cappuccinos or a cat on NyQuil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh boy....this one takes the cake not sure if enough space here...but lets try!

Books:
Eeeee Eee EEEEE by Tao Lin,
The Most Beautiful Woman in Town by Charles Bukowski, Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami,
The Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann von Goethe,
Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Dafoe,
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Le Miserable by Victor Hugo
Paradise Lost by John Milton
The Stranger by Albert Camus
The Conquest of Happiness by Bertrand Russell

Just started reading:
Dairy of a Madman by Gogol

Movies:
Half Nelson
Inception
Gladiator
The Hurt Locker
The Bourne Series
Lord of the Rings
Monster's Ball
Saving Private Ryan
300
Exalibur

Shows:
Hell's Kitchen
Kitchen Nightmares
Downton Abbey (Michelle Obama got me hooked)
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Game of Thrones

Music:

Nine Inch Nails
The Toadies
Pearl Jam
Nirvana

These days big fan of:
Massive Attack
M83
Band of Horses
Mumford and Sons
The Black Keys

Food: I'm drawn to many dishes usually stuff with a little bite to it or something gourmet. I will try anything once and if loved it twice or thrice!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ipod
my dog
The google "I'm feeling lucky" button
mojitos
youtube
family (Best for last!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Snapple Facts. Why do lobsters turn red when cooked? If you write in blue ink can you really be taken seriously?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the movies, bar or if it's been a rough week probably asleep!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have occasionally worn socks with sandals in my youth.
You should message me if
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You'd like to chat or you'd like to ponder the great mysteries of the snapple fact universe.