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Falstaffian

50 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Welcome to my world. I hope you enjoy, but before exploring, know this. My focus is not on sex. That comes in the right time, but more important is companionship with one who cares how the day went, what the dreams are, who is there for you in the ups and downs of life –the true friendship that underlies anything worth fighting for. More important, more meaningful is that person who will stand by you through all adventures. I hope to excite your mind and your spirit first. Then we can run away to Tahiti when the time is right.

I always toast with. “La Chaim,” at Christmas, but no one thinks it’s funny. I played James Brown’s Hot Pants to celebrate the spring that finally came but only got raised eyebrows. I wonder whether they have heard the one about the Swedish guy who loved his wife so much he almost told her?

Michelle Bachmann was quoted a few years ago saying, "God tells my husband what I should do." Another good one from her recently was how, "We could use a president like Ben Franklin again." That's almost as good as the Palin paraphrase, "I can see Russia from my house!" Palin's best is, "God loves America. That's why he wrote the Bible in English."

Commenting on intelligent design and human beings, Neil DeGrasse Tyson asked, “Who would ever say that putting an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage treatment plant was a good idea?”

The statement, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" should be linked with the fact that in greater numbers than ever many women are choosing not to marry. This may prompt the retort, "Why buy the pig when perhaps all you want is some sausage?"

Back when Abe was first courting Mary Todd, she commented how, "He wanted to dance with me in the worst way...and he did."

Oscar Wilde's famous last words were, "Either this wallpaper has to go or I do."

Then there are the words of the brash Hollywood agent of years gone by, Sue Menger, who used to say, "If you can't say anything nice about someone...come sit by me."

When Gandhi was asked his opinion of western civilization his comment was, "I think that would be a great idea."

There is a recent study done by the Anglicans claiming Jesus and many of the saints suffered from mental illness (no, really, go look it up).

Then there is the story about the guy who was arrested a few years ago for trying to split an atom in his kitchen (also true).

I also like Jon Stewart’s comment, “We may not all live on bullshit mountain, but when it rains we sure do get the mudslide."

I think the one about the teacher, the lawyer and the priest is funny; but I won't tell that one just yet. Look up Mad TV’s alternate ending to the Wizard of OZ and their parodies of Schoolhouse Rock. Look up Mr. Deity and the philosopher, and the identity crisis, and skeptic, etc. I also love the stuff by Eddie Izzard, Lisa Lampanelli, Bill Maher, Lewis Black and so on. It’s also always good to remember George Carlin's admonition to "always question the perceived reality."

I also think this whole Edward Snowden thing is hilarious. What did we think they’d do after we rolled over for daddy with the Patriot Act for fear someone was going to dirty bomb Kalamazoo? We gave them license. They use it. The rest is whining on: Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and so on. Go figure.

On a more serious note, I also like how Elizabeth I responded to the question about which virtue she valued most with, "That's simple; the answer is courage, for without it none of the others are possible." Indeed, as Anais Nin once said, "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage."

I was born and raised in Minneapolis. I have an alphabet soup's worth of degrees in the arts and business --some ivy and honors mixed in. I have traveled the world (Europe, Russia, India, China...).

I was in the film industry for years in New York and then Los Angeles before I decided to let that go and come back to MN and be lead guardian to my older deaf and developmentally disabled brother (who lives in a group home). Since then I have balanced freelance consulting for IMAX film productions against other writing, editing and teaching positions.

I am liberal without apology, progressive and forward thinking. I am decent, kind, smart, funny and many other good things. I seek a complementary, co-equal, egalitarian and vitalized combination –a friend, lover and companion. I believe that any “real man” must also by definition be a feminist because to do otherwise confesses not strength but weakness. You get my honesty, respect, esteem and reciprocity always and in all ways, and then we will see how well we click before anything more.

I will not rescue, mentor or care-take. I have no interest in the mentally ill, chemically dependent or codependent. Neither do I seek the nearly or newly divorced. Narcissists and sociopaths don't do anything for me either. Being needed is one thing, and it has its important place in the scheme of things, but wouldn't we all rather be desired more than needed? No doubt these won’t abides eliminate 90-95% of the prospects on this site. Oh well. I gave up church for Lent some years ago and became an agnostic. That should push it to 95-98%. Yeah, the older one gets, hopefully, the less nonsense one puts up with. WTF am I doing here?

I like the saying, "A man chases a woman until she catches him," and I also like the saying, "One must seduce the mind before the body truly follows." I am all about communication, attention and honor.

For the more literary among you, please don't over-think the errant qualities of Falstaff. I chose the moniker to be playful, making fun of online dating as a whole and myself in the process, too --laughing at the world and myself. Humor is a good thing. Indeed, I am more Falstaff than Lancelot. Gawain in year's past perhaps, but Falstaff is just too fun.

I mean, do you really want the knight in shining armor or the one in armor that has been through things and well tested? Isn't he more the one to lose the corset for? We are all Canterbury Pilgrims one way or another anyway. Oh now, please, "Come down off that cross; we can use the wood."

The belle and ravissante may tempt, and callipygian delights have their place, but beautiful is as beautiful does. The saying that, "Young beauties are works of nature; but beauties among the more experienced are works of art" comes to mind. Add to this, "There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapollogetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection...that is the true essence of beauty.” Character is everything. That matters, too.

I want the kind of woman who wonders about the balancing act of truth and justice against privilege and power. When is it truly independent thinking, and when is it still just shackled to authority, tradition, religion and revelation?

I want the kind of woman who is intrigued by strange questions like (in thinking about string theory and perhaps goofy links with transcendental meditation) whether consciousness is derivative of matter or matter is derivative of consciousness. When is it a priori or a posteriori? When is something nonsense? When is it insight? Why?

I want the woman who understands, "It's easy to take off all your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams...That is being naked." I want the woman who understands that being good in bed is only a fraction of what it means to be a good lover. I want the woman who understands and appreciates the value of a good man –one who goes the distance in all ways.

I want the woman who understands this is about finding and understanding the balance between respect and passion, civility and the primordial. It is about understanding that for the most part it is better to ask forgiveness than permission. It is about liberating and affirming one another to our best.

Are you tired of the jungle, carnival, circus parade or whatever you like to call it? Are you tired of codependent, chemically dependent or mentally ill options so prevalent on these sites? Are your tired of the ones you have to rescue, care-take and so on?

Are you tired of being seduced through your vanity or your fears only to be held hostage to dysfunction? Are you tired of being a slave to this and that? Do you rebel and call it freedom when what you are really doing is reliving some narrative, rerunning some old internal software that always had bugs and glitches anyway, some old thinking, fighting some old fight and trying to fix the past, right some wrong turn or who knows what?

Do you want to get off this merry-go-round and find a good friend, companion and lover? Do you want to find the combination of physical, emotional and intellectual fervor that offers both depth and creativity --maturity and substance beyond simply cavalier and wild oats?

The Apollonian matters, but what about the Dionysian? What about relishing the wonders, spectacles and adventures that still beckon? What about those things? Has the psychomachia of our time made you louche, insouciant, obtunded? Do you hunger for a more proprioceptive balance? Do the challenges I offer intrigue or intimidate? How do you answer? Do you want to recuse yourself from or respond to the adventure?

I don’t know by what algorithm, paradigm, syllogism or rubric you make these kinds of decisions. Neither do I know whether there are any ontological, epistemological or metaphysical considerations. That’s your business.

Dare I say (and after a summary as winding as this, well, why not?) the words of Ayn Rand come to mind, "Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark. In the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all, do not let the hero in your soul perish and leave only frustration for the life you deserved, but never have been able to reach. The world you desire can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it is yours."

I hope my words stir you. I am well worth your time and look forward to your response. Let’s get this adventure started. Otherwise, if I never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack, and best of luck to all.
What I’m doing with my life
These days I am heavily involved with film, television, music and digital media production. It's the kind of thing that has lots of tentacles and big plans. The most immediate among these is planning the release of a music project 20 years in the making Some of it I executive produced, and the rest I co-produced or am managing or whatever the right title is. It has "A" list, platinum level musicians and lots of cache. My resume only gets more curious -- or should I say mercurial?
I’m really good at
Many things. Many hard and soft skills as they like to call them.
The first things people usually notice about me
What have you noticed about me so far? Really, I invite all comments. Don't be shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I realize my profile is very long. The big words are not meant to be arrogant or intimidating. It is kind of ne plus ultra, but I am just being playful. I provide a lot of detailed information with more than a few syllables and have answered 2000 or more questions because I figure the more the better by which to find the woman I seek. If you are too intimidated then walk away now. If you are intrigued please continue.

Books

I am an avid reader, and my area of greatest interest is history. A number of years ago I took up the challenge to read the history of the world. Needless to say, I am still working on it, but it is a lot of fun. Authors who come to mind are: Howard Zinn, Norman Cantor, Robert Fisk, Chris Hedges, Tony Judt, Mark Leonard, Misha Glenny, and so on. Another project I have is to finally read all of Shakespeare's plays. Word is he might amount to something.

Movies

Well, I have a masters in film with honors from Columbia, and I spent years in the movie business in New York and Los Angeles.
I worked on lots of independent films with budgets ranging from
250k to 50M dollars -- everything from documentaries, to thrillers, dramas, comedies, reality shows and IMAX movies.

I know a lot about movies/film/cinema. Love the early guys like Lang, Murnau, Renoir, Chaplin, Keaton, Eisenstein, Vertov. Love German Expressionism, Italian Neorealism, French New Wave. Love the debates between formalism and realism -- as well, the crazy dances of postmodern theories. However, formalism and realism are false dichotomies, and postmodernism is little more than a cowardly, weak-minded and self important intellectual cul de sac. Yeah, I like a good intellectual debate. Bring it on.

We can talk Deren, Brakage, Tarkovsky and Kurosawa, too, if you like. Being as this is Minnesota, we should give a nod to Bergman as well. Maybe all of what I just said was a bit over the top. It all comes down to good stories. Give me a few of those and I am happy. Give me The Third Man, The Grapes of Wrath, Chinatown, Network, Paths of Glory or the Thin Red Line. Give me The Shawshank Redemption, La Jetee, The Conformist, Stalker, Dreams, In Bruges -- yeah the list goes on.
Hot Tub Time Machine is a fun one, too.

Music

Love all kinds of music - Classic Rock, Older Country, Blue Grass, Blues, Jazz, Classical of many varieties -- from Bach and Chopin to Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, to medieval court music, etc.

Food

Love all kinds of food: American, French, Italian, Middle Eastern, Indian, Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese -- bring it on. The spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
Hey, my moniker is Falstaffian. What do you expect? I need good coffee, good food, good wine, good scotch, good music. I need good, intelligent, opinionated, sensual and intriguing conversation both verbal and nonverbal.

The life of mind and adult responsibilities must balance with more primordial, "bad boy" aspects.

I need the kind of woman who has not simply rolled over at this age and given up. Adventure calls my dear. There is so much yet to be discovered -- so much yet to savor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How so much of this online dating stuff is a circus parade and how I really want to have a picture taken with me in a wife-beater, holding a fish in one hand and a beer in the other. The backdrop needs to be an old pickup with a Harley in the back, a gun rack on top and a deer strapped to the hood.
On a typical Friday night I am
There are no typical Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am directly descended from about half of those Mayflower people who survived that awful winter at Plymouth. This means I am probably cousin to at least a 1/4 of the country -- the good, the bad and the ugly. So, yeah, underneath it all, there is some serious dork factor in me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You appreciate intelligence, humor and unbridled conversation
You have laughed at, pondered and are intrigued by my profile
You are hungry for more than roaming in this jungle
You are a global citizen

Note: I say in the profile that I am trying to quit smoking, and that is true. I recently switched to the electronic option, and it is the genius of simplicity. It retains many of the tactile elements of the habit and does away with what is injurious. Pardon me for sounding evangelical, but this thing is awesome.
There are some articles that like to go on about the dangers, but they seem largely funded by the tobacco companies.

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